Schoolin’

I’m coming up on the end of my AA degree, a nominally-two year process that will have stretched out for three years by the end of it.

I have good reason for this.

If I’d started off with a full load of courses and realized that it just wasn’t going to happen, it would have been embarrassing and expensive.  Instead, I took five classes over the first three terms, concentrating on ones that were heavy pre-requisites, the sorts of things I really didn’t WANT to take.  Writing, speech, college algebra… Not things that were relevant to the plan of getting a degree in Japanese, but at the same time things that, if I couldn’t hack it in, I wouldn’t get any degree at all.  After those first three terms, I switched to full time and took classes like statistics, psychology, drama, economics, chemistry…

I did occasionally have to explain to people that, yes, I was trying for a Japanese degree, and that, no, I didn’t see any real contradictions in going to college for five terms before enrolling in my first actual Japanese class.

But I digress.

My plan has been to finish up my Oregon Transfer AA degree in Spring of 2009, and it’s looking like I’ll hit the mark there.

That leaves me two years short of the whole Bachelor’s degree thing.

A solution comes to mind here, which is to find somewhere else that will let me take classes and hopefully eventually issue me a degree.

The obvious candidate for that was the semi-local State university, which would have let me stay right where I am and commute about 20 miles each way for school.

That made perfect sense until, oh, the whole gas crunch thing and also our rent jumping by 20% over the last two years as a new management company bought our complex.

Sucking up the rent boost in order to stay put and drive forty miles round-trip at least three days a week sounded kind of dumb, so we were looking at moving closer to school.

On the other hand.

The hard part about moving is the “putting stuff in boxes and in a truck”, right?

Once it’s in a truck, moving, say, 100 miles in the opposite direction to go to the slightly-less-local school with the much better-known Japanese program isn’t all that much more difficult, right?

With this in mind, I put in an application to them, mindful of the fact that their reputation for having good programs came with a bit of a reputation for being difficult to get in to.

That came back yesterday, approved, with all of my community college course hours neatly assigned to the equivalent courses at the four-year college, and it looks like I had better get ready to box stuff up over the next eight months. 🙂

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20th Anniversary Phantasy Star Wallpaper

A little while ago, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Phantasy Star series – you know, the really damn cool Master System and Genesis RPGs that Sega has been trying to pretend never existed now that they’ve decided that pumping out endless pseudo-MMORPGs is a better use of the name? – Sega put up an anniversary web site and put out a few bits and bobs designed to get the nostalgia flowing and the wallets opening.

In Japan only, of course.

Anyway, one of the bits and bobs was a very neat poster.  I couldn’t buy it, of course, and the provided image sample was far too small to use as a desktop wallpaper.

I finally found a decent-size version of the image.  Still a bit small, but on a white desktop background it works pretty well regardless of your monitor size.

I share this with you now:

phantasy_star_wallpaper

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Firmware frustration

I’m letting my PSP annoy me lately.

See, here’s the thing:  I have a Ceramic White Japanese PSP-1000, hand-imported from Akihabara back in August of ’06.  I rather like having the Japanese firmware; it means that when I go looking for demos or wallpaper or what have you, I’m taken to the Japanese PSP site which has better stuff than the US site.

It’s running firmware version 3.50, which is the last version that can be replaced with custom firmware without too much effort; all I need to do is use the Lumines buffer overrun thing.  Of course, then I lose the things that I like about having an imported PSP.

It running firmware 3.50 is also what’s stopping me from playing the last three or four PSP games I’ve gotten; they all require at least 3.51.  If I upgrade to 3.51, I’m locked into official firmware from then on out.

I had a solution to this.

I was going to buy a “Deep Red” PSP-2000 in Japan in June so I’d have one PSP with up-to-date Japanese firmware and I could replace the firmware on my original PSP with custom firmware.

I also thought that the red PSP looked super cool, so, you know, two good reasons to drop another Y16900.  It occurs to me that I have pretty poor priorities for how to spend money.

But:

The red PSP-2000 was not to be found, anywhere, for any price.

I could have picked up pretty much any other limited edition – even the Final Fantasy limited edition package – just not the red one.  I did see a gentleman using one in a maid cafe, so I know that they do exist and aren’t just a product of my fevered imagination.

And, no, I don’t want the red PSP that came out in the US, because I’d have to try to scrape off the Kratos and I don’t think that would work out well.

I’m honestly not even sure what homebrew apps I WANT to run.

The usual reason people put custom firmware on their PSPs is to run bootlegged copies of games, and I could really care less about that, so I’m not exactly sure why I’m holding back upgrading the PSP to the latest version except that, well, it feels like I’m closing a door.

And, no, It’s not that I’m refraining based on any particular ethical grounds.  It’s just that I don’t have enough time to play through all the games I’ve actually spent money on, so there’s no point in making my PSP able to play ISOs; it would just mean that I could accumulate even more games that I don’t have time for.  🙂

This has been especially annoying since it’s mid-November and two of the PSP games I haven’t been able to play were 2007 Christmas gifts, so they’ve been sitting unplayed for 11 months while I try to make up my mind.  I’ve also been putting off buying games I want – like Crisis Core – so my PSP has pretty much been nothing but a media player all this time.

So, yeah, it’s a petty thing to be frustrated about and I really need to make up my mind, but first I needed to rant about it.

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Smith, Party of Eight?

As often as I see the topic come up on forums and blogs, I think it’s safe to say that most – if not all – gamers have a list of games that they loved and that they think got the short end of the stick in the marketplace.

Sometimes, these are pretty individual opinions – I haven’t met too many other folks who absolutely loved Alisia Dragoon, for instance – but there are games whose market reception was legendarily apathetic in comparison to the efforts spent on promoting them.  These usually get even more credit if their production costs were so high, and their sales so low, that they heavily contributed to the failure-or-near-failure of a publisher or development house.  See: Majesco, Clover, etc.

The top two games that I see trotted out as “overlooked” are Psychonauts and Beyond Good and Evil.  Both expensive games, both heavily marketed, both marked down to twenty bucks in their first month of sales.

I can’t say that this is ALL bad.  Yeah, it’s sucked having to wait so long for a BG&E2, but I’m not sure that it would be better if it had sold by the truckload and spawned an endless stream of sequels and spin-offs.

Put another way:  Do you really want to see a BG&E-inspired Kart Racing game?

Anyway, after you get past the “big two” underappreciated games, you tend to see at least a mention of Killer 7.

Killer 7 is a game that’s at the end of the “accessibility” scale that’s furthest away from, oh, Pac-man.  The control scheme is obtuse – you don’t even use the joystick to move, for instance, your character moves forward when you press the A button and turns around if you press B – and it has the worst case of Ugly First Level Syndrome I’ve yet encountered, a bizarre mostly-white building that reminds me of the worst examples of mid-90s 3D and which is so devoid of distinguishing features that I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a hotel, an office building, or maybe an apartment block.

Your in-game advice is delivered by a gibbering nutjob in a bondage outfit, and when you die, you leave a take-out-baggie – seriously – full of your vital bits that you then have to use another character to retrieve and bring back to a save room before you can continue.

Is it any wonder that I was able to pick this up, a few months after release, for $9.98?  Or that the shelf I took it from was full of similarly-clearance-priced copies?

At its core, it’s awfully close to an adventure game.  You have a limited set of locations you can explore, there are puzzles to be solved to open up new locations, and the puzzle solving tends pretty heavily towards the “to open this door, you’re going to need to do two or three fetch quests, seemingly unrelated to the actual door opening, which will result in the key to the door falling out of its hiding place for no apparent reason.”

On the other hand, while you’re roaming around whatever building you’re in looking for the crank handle that will turn on the water pump in the basement and drain the flooded room, leaving the fish in the flooded room gasping on the floor so you can find the fish that swallowed the signet ring that you need to show to the butler so he will loan you a serving tray which you will use to reflect the moonlight on to the portrait of the princess which will open the secret compartment which…

I am, of course, kidding here.

I hope I’m kidding here, anyway.  Let’s start over.

…while you’re roaming around whatever building you’re in doing adventure game stuff, occasionally you will hear an evil laugh and something invisible will run at you and try to get close enough to explode.  That is your cue to switch to shooter mode, hit the “scan the area for invisible running exploding guys” button, target the newly-visible running exploding guy and try to shoot him before he blows up on you.

This bit is sort of cheap.  Often the invisible running exploding guys spawn so close to you that you don’t have a chance to protect yourself, and then you tend to wind up in the aforementioned take-out-baggie.  It’s not like you can pull out your gun and then back up, or anything.  While aiming, you’re rooted in place.

It’s a bit of a hybrid of the genres, and doesn’t necessarily take the best bits from either, is what I’m getting at.

Now, it does come with some payoffs, if you can make it past the first level.  It’s got an art style that looks dreadful in still images but really works in motion, what I’ve seen so far of the story looks pretty interesting, even if I’m having a little trouble following the different players and their motivations, and you switch between characters as diverse as a wheelchair-bound sniper, a curiously soft-spoken wrestler in a Lucha Libre mask and tuxedo, and a waifish psychic who can break barriers by, well, bleeding all over them.

Did I mention I’m a terrible hemophobe?  Between this game and Bullet Witch, It’s been a bad month for my particular neurosis.

Let’s put my squeamishness aside, though, and carry on.

Twenty minutes into playing Killer 7, I was wondering what the heck people saw in it.

An hour into playing Killer 7, I was wondering why I was still playing it instead of, say, minesweeper.

Two hours into playing Killer 7, I started wondering what the heck was going to happen next, and if the next – I don’t like to use terms like “mindfuck”, but it applies here – could possibly top the last.

That’s a pretty good progression, I think.

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Former employer fail

About fifteen years ago, I worked for the Peter Norton Computing Group down in Santa Monica, CA – specifically, on Norton Antivirus.

At the time, Norton was The Name when it came to PC utilities, and the team I worked with was an amazing bunch of people – extremely capable, dedicated and quite proud of the job they were doing and the product they were putting out.

So reading the comments to this story on Kotaku was kind of sad.  I knew that my former employer’s rep had suffered somewhat since my time there, but I didn’t realize it had gotten quite to this point.

Full disclosure: I use AVG these days, myself, because I’m too cheap to pay for yearly subscriptions.

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Rub IS Love

I didn’t jump on board the DS bandwagon until a couple of years after its release.  Honestly, when it was announced, I thought that Nintendo had lost its collective mind, and by the time it became apparent that they’d actually had the right idea, they’d already announced the DS Lite, so I waited for that.

My exposure to the system, then, mostly came from seeing the DS software boxes next to the GBA section in stores, and being rather unimpressed with the lineup offered – titles like “Sprung” and “Ping Pals” and the like.  I lumped them into the category of “launch year crap”, which is harsh but after you see a few console launches you get a bit jaded.

Anyone arguing that the first year of a console’s life is NOT 90% crap, I invite you to go and pay $60 for Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game and get back to me.

There was also a game called “Feel the Magic”, which I wrote off as probably just being more-of-the-same.

Fortunately, my wife isn’t quite so jaded. She bought it, tried it, determined that it was way too weird for her, and told me to play it.

That was a year or so ago and it’s been on my list as “at least try this once so she’ll stop asking me if I’ve tried it yet”.

After finishing Izuna 2, but not quite wanting to dive into The World Ends With You, I figured I’d at least give it a few minutes.  I gave it those few minutes, and then every other spare minute I had over the next day, until it was finished.

It turns out that, kind of like I’d figured, it’s just a collection of stylus-based minigames, with occasional use of the DS microphone.

That having been said, it’s also hella fun, mostly because the minigames are so damn bizarre.  Spray painting giant rabbits onto buildings, calming rampaging bulls, saving pedestrians from man-eating ant lions, bowling for humans with live bowling balls…  And it’s all just to get a girl’s attention.

You are aided in this quest by a performance arts group called the “Rub Rabbits”, who wear bunny ears, ride unicycles, and apparently build Voltron-esque robots in their spare time.

There is a little bit of frustration in the aptly named “nightmare” level, but that is the only blemish on an otherwise glorious game.

Strongly recommended: A screen protector.  This game abuses the touchscreen like nothing I’ve seen since Ouendan’s spinners.

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More dead electronics.

There’s a Hole in Our Entertainment Center (Where Our DVD Player Used to Be) isn’t nearly as good of a country song title as the Xbox one, but I’m singing it today anyway.

See, a couple of years ago, we decided to replace the DVD/LD combo player that was starting to show its age with a modern DVD player.  I was also of the mind that, if we were going to do that, we should get something really solid and built to last, but also easily made region-free.

So we wound up with a Denon 2910, which was, well, about six times the cost of just walking into Fred Meyers and grabbing a cheap Sony unit off the shelf, but probably worth at least some of the premium, and because I we were dropping far too much money on a DVD player, we also dropped the 45 bucks on the 4 year extended warranty.

That decision turned out to be prescient this weekend – it’s not like the thing exploded into a ball of flame or anything, and it’s not like there were any problems with DVD playback, but it stopped playing CDs.

That’s a little simplified.  More accurately:

Occasionally, you’d put in a CD and the player would make a sad little whining noise and act like it didn’t have a disc inserted.  It was consistantly bad for some discs, whereas other discs played just fine, and it wasn’t a burned-vs-original issue because all the discs we were trying were original CDs.

My wife noticed the problem when she put in a TM Revolution CD and it failed, and then she tried several different TMR CDs and they all failed.

I put in a disc of Caramelldansen remixes, and that worked just fine, followed by a MOSAIC.WAV album that also worked.

It couldn’t play the Video Girl Ai soundtrack, though, so it’s not like it was just TMR albums for some weird reason.

Then I put in Def Leppard – Hysteria, and it couldn’t play THAT, and at that point it got disconnected from the entertainment center and hauled off to the retailer we bought it, and its service plan from, because frankly any player that can’t play Hysteria is not a working player.

So, they say they’ll have it fixed in two or three weeks, and in the meantime we have to make do with the three other things hooked up to the TV that can play DVDs.

That brings the “stuff that needed fixing this year” count to three – my camera, the Xbox360, now this.

It’s been a rough year for electronic gadgets around here.

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LittleBigPlanet – It was worth the rental.

I came extraordinarily close to falling for the LBP hype and dropping the sixty bucks.

Thankfully, I didn’t.  I rented it from our neighborhood video store instead.  This was $7.99, and the game was definitely worth that.

Let me be straightforward here: LBP is marketed as being all about creating your own levels and playing through levels other people have created.  I’m not interested in either, so my point in renting it was to see how the out-of-the-box single-player game was.

It’s freaking gorgeous and oozes style.

It reminded me a lot of a mix of Clockwork Knight and Exit, with the graphics turned up to 11 and music that never once got old.  Your character, when you start the game, is boring as all hell, but that doesn’t last very long. By the time you’ve played half-way through LittleBigPlanet’s story mode, you have a schoolgirl dress, glasses, nekomimi and a two-ponytail wig with which to dress your Sackgirl, and that should be enough for anyone.

You’ll also have played for about three hours, and another three hours will get you to the Bunker stage, which is the third stage from the end of the game, and then another two hours will see you through the Bunker level, unless you need to go out and buy another controller having snapped yours in half, and then another 30 minutes or so will see you to the “ending.”

I will not spoil the ending here, largely because it would take longer to type out a spoiler than it takes to watch the ending.  It’s a 10-second affair that ranks right up there with Quake and Sudeki, and it came as quite a dampener to the experience – they got Stephen Fry to narrate the introduction and the tutorials, would it have killed them to have him record some sort of congratulatory voiceover?

Still, this is not the first time that Sony has bet the farm on a platformer that I didn’t really “get”, and it worked out pretty well for them last time, so who am I to criticize?

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Measuring progress

The nice thing about a stationary exercise bike of the sort we have in our apartment’s exercise room is that it gives me quantifiable progress.

See, the thing has twelve resistance settings, 1 being awfully lightweight and 12 being, I don’t even want to think about 12.

Sunday night, when I first got on the thing, I spent a lot of time at 2, with a little time at 3 and a minute spent at 4.

Monday night was less 2, lots of 3, a little 4.

Tuesday night, I managed to split the time between 21 minutes of 3 and 9 minutes of 4, with no 2.

Wednesday night was 13 minutes of 3, 15 minutes of 4, 2 minutes of 5.

Tonight was 8 minutes of 3, 14 minutes of 4, 6 minutes of 5.

I’m not seeing any real movement on the scale, and I don’t think I should expect to in the next week, but I think I’m on the right track as far as getting my metabolism going again.

For the record, back in early 2006 when I was biking a lot, I think I got to the point where I was doing mostly 5, with occasional flurries into the 6 and 7 range.  So I still have a little ways to go there, but… not too far, really.

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Enhanced vocabularies

So, Tuesday, in the space of about 60 seconds, I found out way more about a Japanese classmate’s vocabulary, fetishes, and imagination than I ever expected to.

See, we were covering a new grammar point, basically “Have you, in the past, done x?”

And to practice this, we were doing drills, from the textbook, in pairs.

And it’s mostly stuff like “Have you ever eaten octopus?” “Have you ever taken a train?” and we’re supposed to answer with the answers from the textbook, as provided.  It’s repetitive but I think it’s good for you.

Anyway, I’m doing this grammar practice with another guy from the class, who is a decent sort.  He’s a little advanced beyond where the class is, which makes him a good partner; he corrects me if I flub which is really handy.

Anyway, we’re going back and forth, and it’s his turn to ask me a “have you ever?” and he gets this big-arsed grin on his face, because the question is “Have you ever been a waitress” and the answer is “Yes, five years ago.”

So he asks me if I’ve ever been a waitress, and of course, I answer yes, five years ago, and that’s when he decides to get cute and – in mock surprise – ask me if I’m being serious.

I answer yes, of course, I’m serious, and switch to English to say “in frilly uniform.”

He gives a derisive snort and replies “Yeah, I can just see you in a hadaka apron.”

There was a pause, as if the universe were holding its breath.

Then he unleashed a wail of pure agony and buried his face in his hands.

Apparently he’s cursed with a vivid imagination.

And apparently I don’t look very good in a hadaka apron.

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