The Pirate Fairy

Posted on February 10, 2015 by baudattitude

The_Pirate_Fairy_PosterWhen a ship full of pirates incur the wrath of the Pixie Hollow regulars, only one survives to tell the tale.

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OK, despite my best efforts, I really can’t turn Disney’s “Tinker Bell” series into something dark and malicious.

I have tried, though.  Oh, how I have tried.

For a studio afraid to name feature films after heroines, Disney sure does love to release fairy-themed entertainment, with five films and a TV special already released and a sixth film on the way – and, while “The Lost Treasure” was a bit of a sour note for the series, the rest have been genuinely fun to watch.  We’re not exactly talking deep, layered dramas here, just films engineered to put you in a good mood through irrepressible earnestness and cheer.  It doesn’t hurt, either, that they are generally gorgeous films.  The first one, to be fair, betrays its direct-to-video nature, but the visuals ramp up fast and the most recent two look every bit like they belong on a bigger screen than your living-room TV.

Also, since these things are pretty much not aimed at the young boy market even in the least bit, there’s no effort put into adding stuff that young boys might like, which is good as young boys are pretty much terrible.  I say this having been one, and having been terrible.

My only regret is that, while the films thus far are on Netflix, the one that comes out in March probably won’t be for some while and I’m going to be forced to make a hard choice between patience and pocketbook if I want to see it any time soon.

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Secret of the Wings

Posted on February 10, 2015 by baudattitude

Tinker Bell’s latest invention triggers the fimbulvinter, the harsh winter that ends all life on earth and heralds the coming of Ragnarok. As the movie ends, the fairies celebrate in their new snowy wonderland.

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A Very Productive Weekend

Posted on February 9, 2015 by baudattitude

So, having the Great Encode Project sorted out and not currently being sucked into any MMORPGs meant that I didn’t have a lot on my plate this weekend, and I was feeling kind of beat after the work week so I didn’t feel like going out much.

Great successes:

1) Upgraded two computers to Windows 8.1, one from XP and one from 7.  The XP one was fun because it’s a 2009 Macbook Pro 13″ and Apple only officially supports Windows 7 on this model so it took some wrangling.

2) Converted from Local computer accounts to a Microsoft account for easy syncing of preferences and documents.

3) Discovered that there are some preferences I didn’t want synced.

4) Set up the previously-Windows-XP MacBook for use as a Visual Novel machine, and installed a bunch of Visual Novels that I will get around to any month now.  Honestly, if I can at least get through Da Capo, hook up with Kotori, and make sure that Neru dies alone and friendless, I’ll be happy enough.

5) Oh, upgraded the Mac side of the same MacBook to Yosemite.  Lot of upgrading this weekend.

6) Fought with Photoshop Elements until I figured out how Albums and Folders and Watched Folders work.  Took a lot of notes so hopefully I’ll still remember in a few months.

7) Closed, like, 40 browser tabs.  I have a bad habit of using browser tabs as a sort of to-do list.

8) Replaced one 3TB backup drive that was at 97% capacity and getting a little twitchy with a 4TB drive and re-ran the backup.  This took 28 hours, which I think is a pretty good way to burn-in a drive.

9) Figured out how to sync music playlists to the Vita using Content Manager.  The trick is to put a Playlists folder under your music folder and put your m3us in there.  This is not documented anywhere I can find.

10) After all this productivity, needed some down time, so I watched Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue, which I quite enjoyed even if I also enjoyed making snarky comments, and played some Oneechanbara Z2: Chaos which is turning out to be quite a love letter to the fans.

Heck of a good weekend, all in all.

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Fairies Gone Wild

Posted on February 9, 2015 by baudattitude

Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure: Tinker Bell destroys the fairies’ most treasured holy symbol in a fit of rage, but is forgiven after making a special blue “pixie dust”, much more potent than the normal variety.

Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue: Knowing that their victim will never be believed, the Pixie Hollow gang descends upon a widowed naturalist to show him that his life’s work has all been based on lies.

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54 Minutes With Suda51

Posted on February 4, 2015 by baudattitude

shortpeaceA few years ago, I picked up a one-shot manga called A Farewell to Weapons, by Katsuhiro Otomo of Akira and Roujin Z fame, that was translated into English by Epic Comics back when Marvel used to do really weird side projects.

It was a quirky (if bleak) story about a bunch of guys scrounging in a post-apocalyptic Tokyo who run into a still-functional war robot who didn’t get the memo that the war was over, and finding out that it had been animated was half the draw of importing the EU release of the Short Peace compilation disc.

The other half was, and I apologize for the implied slight directed at the other animation segments which I am simply glossing over, Ranko Tsukigime’s Longest Day, a short but intensely bizarre game from Grasshopper Studios / written by Suda51, whose works I have praised here from time to time.

“Short” doesn’t quite cover it, to be honest.  It took me 54 minutes to complete its ten stages, most of which consist of running from left to right while platforming and fighting off enemies.  A couple of the stages break the pattern – one has you platforming UP a narrow tower, fighting a pair of bosses while a massive gear chews up platforms below you, another is a 2D shooter sort of affair, and the final stage is a sort of retro, uh, it’s hard to describe but very retro, a sort of mix of Karate Champ and hopping from platform to platform, all in glorious 8-bit style graphics.

I died a lot on the tower boss fight – it took me a good ten+ tries and the first couple of those were just adapting to the change in perspective.

The platforming bits are interesting in a way that reminds me of the 2D Sonic the Hedgehog games – there are multiple paths through the levels, and skill and timing will allow you to keep to the very highest paths with the best rewards, while missing a jump will just drop you to a lower path to continue your run to the right.  There’s a strong emphasis on keeping up momentum, because you are constantly being pursued by evil spirits who will kill you in a touch.

Well, that’s the first few levels anyway.  Later in the game, when you’re being chased across the slopes of Mount Fuji by a screen-filling Pomeranian with an avowed taste for human flesh, you may find yourself, as I did, periodically needing to remind yourself to close your mouth, as it may be gaping open in a look of utter confusion.

To give a taste of the story, you play Ranko, a Perfectly Ordinary 17-year-old Japanese Schoolgirl who lives in a collection of shipping containers in an automated carpark and who, quite naturally, has to set off to avenge her mother’s death by killing her father, owner of the largest chain of  automated carparks in the world and part-time luchadore.  Along the way, she joins forces with a Kamen Rider knockoff and discovers that both of her best friends have mysterious secrets of the Dark and Deep variety.

Also she has a karaoke date that she simply must make, even if it means the end of the world.

To be honest, you could probably watch the cutscenes on Youtube and get 90% of the experience, but the bits of game that come between the noninteractive bits are fun, if (as mentioned above) occasionally frustrating.  They’re also not above poking fun at the fact that you’ve been watching a movie for a while now and it’s about time to actually use the controller again.

…that said, it’s not something I’d pay the $39.95 that Sony laughably wants for the package on PSN.  My copy was, as mentioned, the EU release, and it came delivered from amazon.co.uk for about $20 US, which seems fair.  Wait for this one to go on sale, but don’t pass it up when it does.

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I Think I Can Maybe Live Without Half Life 3

Posted on February 3, 2015 by baudattitude

So, finished playing through Half Life 2 tonight, my fourth time through the game which says an awful lot for how much I like it.

It was my first time through since Valve patched in Achievements, which I found really did add something to the experience – and I’m saying that even as a person who usually has a pretty low opinion of cheevo hounds.  I had never previously considered, for example, that I could grab manhacks with the gravity gun and throw them at Combine troops as weapons, so having an achievement pointing out that this was a Thing I Should Do was kind of neat.  I actually wound up getting most of the optional achievements, though not the really rare ones like staying off the sand on the ant-lion beach or finding all of the lambda caches.

I wound up using the gravity gun a LOT, which was also new.  The first time I played through HL2, it was just the weird gun I got about halfway through the game and then completely ignored until Our Benefactors, but this playthrough I was having a blast just throwing random junk at the assorted NPCs who were trying to kill me.

I did occasionally die from trying to be TOO clever, but that’s nothing new.

I also tried out Steam Streaming for the first time, though I feel sorry for the One Guy who actually joined my stream to watch me, because he came in just during the bit in the Combine Citadel where all you’re doing is riding around on a rail looking at things and then Doctor Breen talks at you for like an hour.

So, all in all, I don’t regret playing through HL2 again.

That being said, I think it may have cured me of wanting Valve to actually put out another entry in the series, because, well, HL2 was already a little dated in 2004 with its health packs and crosshair aiming and being able to carry ten guns at once, and it would at once be very weird for a modern shooter to come out with those kind of dated mechanics and even weirder if HL3 turned into a 2-guns-at-a-time regenerating-health iron-sights shooter.

I should probably get back to Demon Gaze now.  You know, as a change of pace thing.

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Well, This Should Keep Me Busy

Posted on February 1, 2015 by baudattitude

So, after a good five years of fussing around with ripping and encoding and tagging media, I’m done.  There’s a DVD half-season of Teen Titans Go! and some opera or another still sitting in the living room unripped, and probably half a dozen DVDs that will live on as VIDEO_TS folders until such time as Handbrake starts being able to correctly interpret them, but I have successfully transferred two and a half decade’s worth of a video collection to the server and backed it up and can, basically, get on with the process of complaining that there’s nothing on worth watching.

In the end, it comes to 1,203 movies and 13,114 episodes of various TV shows, taking roughly 7.3 TB to store.

And, ironically enough, I spent most of the weekend catching up on “Sherlock” via Netflix and watching the 2008 Tinker Bell movie, also via Netflix.

I did watch Chinatown off the media server, so I feel I got 120% of my RDA of film noir in one go.

I am a little hesitant to watch the sequel to Tinker Bell, because one of the plot points of the first movie is that Ms. Bell introduces the concept of assembly-line-style efficiency to the daily tasks of the other fairies, and presumably the sequel deals with the crushing unemployment problems in Pixie Hollow as roughly ninety percent of her fellow fairies, rendered redundant, are forced to take low-paying service jobs and bemoan the loss of the Neverland Dream.

Sounds a bit bleak, really.

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The DVD Spec is Surprisingly Flexible

Posted on January 31, 2015 by baudattitude

Way back in June, I finished ripping the last of the DVDs that we own.  This sounds like amazing progress, but the truth is that ripping is only the first step in getting them ready for our media server so they can be played back on our AppleTV or copied to a portable device for road trips, etc.  After ripping, I have a VIDEO_TS folder and that needs to be converted, using Handbrake, to h.264 video in a nice m4v container, and then I need to properly tag that so it will import into iTunes properly etc.

This isn’t too bad usually.  Movies, for the most part, are fire and forget.  I will occasionally get tripped up by a movie that has one or two subtitled scenes, because I’ll have overlooked the part where I need to burn those subtitles into the picture.  As an aside, you don’t properly appreciate how many languages Magneto speaks in “X-Men: First Class” until you watch it without subtitles.

Anime is… well, it can be a bit of a nightmare, because you run into lots of cases where there are multiple subtitle tracks and track 1 only has song and sign titles so you need to make sure that you’re burning the subtitles from track 2 into the picture.

Usually it’s not too bad, though.  I load up the VIDEO_TS folder in VLC, select the appropriate language tracks from the DVD menu, start an episode and see what track it has selected.  Oftentimes, sitting through the DVD menus and their ever-so-clever transitions and unskippable FBI warnings serves as a reminder of exactly WHY I’m doing this, because some of these DVDs are just painful.

Then there’s Funimation.  I have a special hate for Funimation DVDs, which I’ve mentioned enough times that my wife just kind of rolls her eyes and finds somewhere else to be when I start going on about it.

I’ve ranted about Fruits Basket before, where the subtitle tracks are labeled according to the spoken language of the track and not the displayed language of the subtitles, so when I encoded the Japanese audio track and the English subtitles, I got the Japanese audio and subtitles of the English dialog.  I didn’t notice this when I was spot-checking the subtitles, of course, because they’re generally close.  It’s only when you start watching the series and get to, oh, the opening scene of the second episode where Tohru is in full panic mode about her new animal companions that you realize that what she’s saying in Japanese doesn’t bear a whole lot of resemblance to the subtitles and then you curse a bit and re-encode the entire series.

Then I got to Fullmetal Alchemist, and suddenly I had a new level of Funimation-induced rage AND a respect for the flexibility of the DVD spec.

The first four discs of Fullmetal Alchemist have three subtitle tracks.  The subtitles for the Japanese dialog are on track 2.  It also has subtitles for the English dub, and those are usually on the third subtitle track.  This isn’t so bad.

Discs five through thirteen, on the other hand, have two subtitle tracks.  Track 2 looks to be the signs and songs track, and track 1 is… well, track 1 turns out to be interesting.

When I burned the subtitles from track 1, I got subtitles for the English dub.

When you watch the disc in a DVD player with the language set to Japanese, it shows that it is still playing subtitle track 1 and yet it is showing subtitles for the Japanese dialogue.

So apparently a single subtitle track in the DVD spec can be used to hold subtitles for multiple languages depending on the audio language selected, and this is probably what makes VLC explode and what was confusing the version of Handbrake I had been using to do my encodes.

Thankfully, Handbrake 0.10 appears to be smart enough to handle this.  I’m in the process of encoding discs 5 through 13 for the third time and hopefully I’ll get what I want THIS time.

It occurs to me that I’d probably save a ton of time by just downloading these series off the internet, but I’m picky about how I want my encodes set up and I already own the DVDs anyway.  I do try not to think about how much 13 discs of FMA cost, purchased 1 at a time as they were coming out, because that way lies madness.

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Netflix needs to work on its recommendation algorithm

Posted on January 25, 2015 by baudattitude

There is actually a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, but it did take me a minute or two to get over my look of utter disbelief:

chernobylrecommendations

Actually I think I might want to watch the Tinker Bell movie.  Don’t judge me.

Oh, and the Perfectly Reasonably Explanation, as promised: apparently these recommendations are based on actors, and Chernobyl Diaries has a boy band member / Disney voice actor as part of its cast.  It’s still a pretty big leap from killer mutants to Alvin and the Chipm… actually, never mind, that one kind of makes sense too.

 

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I still hate Ravenholm.

Posted on January 21, 2015 by baudattitude

I recently discovered that, according to the incredibly depressing steamleft.com, it would take me 184 days of continuous playing, without breaks for sleep or eating, to finish the unplayed games in my Steam library.  That ignores all the console games lying around the house, of course.

In response, I am playing through Half Life 2 for the fourth time, because it’s still bloody amazing even ten years after it first came out.

I find that I still can’t stand Ravenholm.  Goddamned poison headcrabs all up in my grill and what not, made worse because I was trying for the achievement where you don’t use any weapons but the gravity gun and for some reason thought that I could use the crowbar.  That one’s on me, but it’s still a little annoying.

Oh well.  Time for Fun With Ant Lions and The One Bit With The Bridge, which I quite like.

 

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