WoW: A Bit of a Rave, a Bit of a Rant

So, some good progress in WoW over the last couple of days.  Got to level 86 and ran all of the normal-mode dungeons from the Cataclysm expansion along the way, then got started on Mists of Pandaria content.  Some rants along the way, but first it’s achievement screenshot time!

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I also actually started running the Cataclysm questline while waiting on particular instances – more on that in a second – and completed the first zone of the storyline:

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…and all in all, it was good to push me over another level milestone:

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This is all great, but it exposed a bit of an issue with Blizzard’s LFD and LFR tools, which are the biggest draws to me as a player.  If you, like me, just like running dungeons with four other people, WoW has that DOWN.  Log in, press the “I would like a dungeon” button, wait a bit and you will get a dungeon to run.  It occurs to me that I’m playing WoW much closer to something like Destiny or Borderlands, but I’m having fun with it so I don’t think I’m playing it “wrong” by any means.

That said, there are some really weird decisions in the LFD and LFR tools.

For example, when you hit level 80, the end of the “Wrath of the Lich King” expansion, you unlock three new dungeons, all connected, in which your group storms the Lich King’s castle and confronts said Lich King at the end.  I’m not particularly invested in WoW lore, but that sounded GREAT, so I put myself into a LFD queue for those instances and went off and actually ran quests while I waited on a group.

…and waited, and waited, and waited.  I couldn’t quite figure out what was taking so long, because these sounded neat and I couldn’t imagine people not wanting to queue for them, and then I hit level 81 through questing and the option to queue for them vanished from the dungeon finder tool.

So, there are these three dungeons that are supposed to be the payoff for the Lich King expansion, but you have access to them only for the tiny window of time where you’ve hit level 80 but haven’t progressed, which is a vexing design choice to say the least.  Fortunately I have a very patient wife who has a stable of high-level WoW characters, and she dragged me through them:

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And they were, for the record, really neat.  It was one of the first times I was actually invested in what was going on with the story, as opposed to just “hey, there are some guys over there with things I want and I will kill them for it” which has been my personal narrative thus far.

Then she asked if there was anything else I wanted to do, and the topic of the raid finder (“LFR” tool came up, because that had just unlocked for me at level 85 and I wanted to get my raid on but wasn’t meeting the equipment (iLvl) requirements to use it.  I was at iLvL 325, it wanted iLvL 372, I needed to poke my nose into some of the heroic instances and get gear from those before being able to raid.

So, we headed over to some of those dungeons, and ran a three-part heroic dungeon involving time travel and alternate versions of WoW’s past (another very fun storyline through these three dungeons, as an aside), and I got some loot that was pushing me really close to that magic number of 372, and then I leveled to 86 and the raids I needed to get 372 for disappeared from raid finder because suddenly I was too high leveled.

So, that’s my basic rant about WoW today – there is a ton of very neat content, but there are certain breakpoints where you have a tiny window of opportunity to access the content, and your option if you miss those windows of opportunity is to get up to level cap and then come back and stomp it.

It really shows in Cataclysm because it was only a 5 level expansion, and I suspect it will be the same in Mists of Pandaria which is another 5 level expansion.

Oh, right, Mists of Pandaria.

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…two dungeons down, more to come.  So as much as I may rant about missing some of the side content along the way, I AM enjoying what I get to see.

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WoW: Decisions, Decisions

I’ve spent my last three workdays in mandatory training classes taught by an instructor who I suspect to be a malevolent insect wearing an poorly-fitting skin suit.

It has not been a good time, for me or – presumably – for the instructor.  I can’t imagine that having your forelegs bound up against your thorax all day is particularly comfortable.

What has kept me sane is coming home and spending my evenings in, respectively, Norrath and Azeroth.  I can’t speak to any particularly outstanding accomplishments in EQ2, so I’ll do my typical rundown of Where I Am In My Whirlwind Tour Of Wow:

Today’s dungeons completed:

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The Oculus was a weird one.  You start off in it on foot, then spend most of the instance flying around on drake-back.  This was an entirely new skill set for me to pick up, and I learned how to dismount from a vehicle pretty quickly.

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And associated achievement:

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I also completed the “Trial of the Champion” instance.  No achievement for this one, oddly.

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Kind of a peculiar instance, starting with riding around on horses and jousting and then fighting multiple bosses at once on foot.  It definitely pushed my ability to pump out heals fast enough, but I got a very nice piece of gear from it and hit a new level milestone:

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So, at this point I’ve unlocked two new Lich King dungeons that, when completed, allow me access to the final dungeon which actually has the Big Bad Guy in it.

My big decision is this:  Go straight for Mr. Dark & Broody, or start on the Cataclysm content.  I’m  tempted to dive into Cataclysm, but I really think I need to see WotLK through to its bitter end first.

I have now caught up with the Warlock I started back in 2004 and that got to level 80 by way of a “please try WoW again for a weekend!” promotion and character boost, so now I technically have TWO level 80 characters, but I suspect she will continue to warm the bench.  I joke with my wife that I occasionally need to wait TWO or even THREE minutes for a group on the Priest, and I don’t have the patience to try getting groups as a random DPS class.

 

 

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WoW: I See Dead People

Got to level 77 tonight, running a few new instances along the way.

I think stuff is starting to have frontal AEs (“Cleaves” I think is the vernacular), because we’ll be zipping along through a dungeon with no worries and me wondering if the group even needed a healer, and then for some reason a single pack of trash mobs will knock the entire group to half life.

This was especially noticeable in Halls of Stone on the golem boss.  My first run through, it was a healing nightmare and I lost two people.  Next run, different tank, I just nuked for the 10 seconds it took the golem to die.

Anyway.  New dungeons:

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And a random achievement for, well, for looting a lot of things and collecting their appearance for the transmogrification system.

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I think Violet Hold may be my new favorite dungeon. It’s not anything special visually, but it doesn’t involve lots of running around and clearing through swarms of monsters, and the random nature of the bosses keeps it spicy.

Plus, you know, dragon.  Though since I haven’t done any of the story quests, I don’t know what her beef is, just that she’s upset.

3 levels to go until …Cataclysm, I think.  I just unlocked a bunch of new Lich King dungeons at 77, those should get me there nicely.

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If it’s Monday, it must be Northrend?

My whirlwind tour of WoW’s old expansions continues, with another batch of Wrath of the Lich King dungeons finished and a couple of ancillary achievements knocked out.  Dungeon experience is notably a little sluggish where I’m at right now, but I still managed to get three levels in short order.

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I’ve also managed to replace virtually every slot of gear in the course of three levels, with the exception of trinkets (which seem terribly rare in all content) and robe (I have one sitting in a bag for when I hit level 74)

Along the way, I’ve hit a couple of milestones:

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This one surprised me a lot, since I pretty much stopped running quests at level 15.  Every dungeon has 3 to 5 quests in them, though, and those have been adding up.

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Also I ground up my Stormwind faction for discounts on buying riding and flying skills.  Sadly does not appear to discount transmog fees.  Modern WoW makes it super easy to work up city factions and it barely felt like a chore, so kudos where due there.

At some point I know I’m going to have to break down and get on with the killing 10 rats thing to level, but I’m really trying to put it off for as long as possible.

Tomorrow – more dungeons, most likely. 🙂

 

 

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WoW: Tanks Are Morons Edition

OK, not ALL tanks.

Had a couple of groups in a row where the yahoo pulling the dungeon appeared to have no concept of casting times, heal ranges, or line-of-sight issues.   Made it through both eventually anyway, though at least one of them involved the group voting to kick the tank out and then one of the dps classes switching to a tanky spec to finish the instance up.

Once I hit level 67, I had a ton of new instances open up and realized that I was super close to leveling past the expansion without even having done all of its dungeons, so I started queuing for specific dungeons, forgoing the random dungeon bonuses, and wound up finishing up every non-heroic instance with a sliver of experience left in level 69.

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One more pass through a Burning Crusade dungeon was enough to push me over the edge…

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…and I immediately got to equip a ton of the gear I’d been hoovering along the way.

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Check out those shoulder pads.  They bounce when I run, it’s quite hypnotic.

Anyway, it’s time to start the whole loot treadmill again with Wrath of the Lich King.  I’ll be running those dungeons to level 80, and I’m off to a good start with my first.

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Ironically enough, this was a dungeon where the tank gave me this super condescending speech about how he was going to be Pulling Big and my Only Job was to spam heal and he didn’t want to see me casting anything else… and then he proceeded to pull through the dungeon 3 and 4 mobs at a time.  Per instructions, I cheerfully spammed my biggest heal constantly even with him at full health.

If he noticed, he didn’t say anything.

I’d like to go back and hit up the Heroic versions of the Burning Crusade dungeons, but that’s going to depend on whether or not people even queue for those anymore.  I may get a couple of levels under my belt before I do that, though.

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WoW: Level 60, Time For Raids!

So, I had planned to try out WoW’s LFR tool to see if anyone still ran the old classic raids.

It turns out that, well, even if anyone DOES still run these at level, the LFR tool isn’t available until level 85.  So that was a plan squashed before it even got started.

Fortunately, my wife has a bunch of level 100+ characters and – being basically a saint – didn’t object too much to spending most of her afternoon dragging me through them.

 

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I also cleared one or two new instances.  I haven’t started on WoW’s hard-mode “Heroic” dungeons yet, so these are pretty much just a matter of trying to keep up with the madman trying to pull half of the dungeon at once and tangentially trying not to die myself.

Usually I succeed!

Sometimes, not so much.

Nobody has threatened to kick me out yet, so either I’m managing to disguise my newbieness or nobody wants to wait for a replacement healer.  Probably mostly that second one.

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Finally, I gave in to vanity and elected to spend Blizzard’s ridiculous fee to race-change my gnome priest into a space goat draenai. Normally in MMOs I pick the tiniest and cutest race, but I got more than a little tired of losing my character on the screen.

Also, this way when I get a new outfit I can actually SEE it.  Gnomes are just a little too tiny.

Ended the day at level 66, with basically all-new gear and about twice as tall as I’d started.  A pretty good day by any MMO standards.

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WoW: Expansion Time!

Getting levels 55 through 58 by running classic WoW dungeons was, well, it was a little dull if I’m honest.  It was pretty much the same pair of dungeons and the groups I was in had the sort of attitude of being frustrated and wanting to clear them as fast as possible.

I did get the final classic dungeon completed, though:

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At level 58, I had a hard choice to make, because my first Burning Crusade dungeon unlocked.  Logically, I should have stopped running dungeons entirely at that point and headed over to the first expansion zone in search of exclamation marks.

Logic got tossed out the window in favor of rolling the dice and praying that I got a beefy enough tank to heal without getting any gear upgrades, and fortunately that first expansion tank was a level 61 Death Knight decked out in all the trimmings.  He STILL nearly took a dirt nap on several occasions, but nobody said anything too pointed and we made it through.

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After another three runs of the dungeon, I was getting the hang of it and I’d picked up a nice handful of upgrades.  Sadly, most of them I didn’t meet the level requirement for so they were just sort of sitting in my bags and taunting me.

After another run, though…

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…things got a bunch easier, because I was able to equip like five new pieces of gear and my heals and wards went WAY up.  I ended the night at level 61 and feel pretty good about my chances of handling expansion zones.

Oh, and I also picked up a sweet ride.

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Over the course of those first 61 levels, I’d managed to set aside nearly 800 gold, but buying all the needed riding and flying skills dropped that down to a smidge over 200.  Fortunately I have almost nothing to actually spend money on, so I can grit my teeth and grind the old bank balance back up.

 

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Ultimate Pony Merch

If there was ever any doubt that Hasbro has fully embraced their unexpected market of full-grown men who love the ponies, this should put it to rest:

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The “Nightmare Night” version of Derpy the Pony Who Shall Not Be Named.  And just in time for Halloween!

They also had single carded versions of Shadowbolt Rainbow Dash and Clown Wig Mayor Mare, but at four bucks each I figured I’d stick with everyone’s favorite inept mailpony.  Sadly, Starswirl-the-Bearded Twilight appears to be limited to a playset which is twenty bucks and decidedly out of my price range for a small plastic pony, even if it does come with Zecora.

 

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WoW: Day Five

Not quite the same grind fest today, being a work night, but I managed to get up to level 54 and knock out a couple more dungeons:

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Both of these looked pretty cool.  WoW’s environmental graphics are starting to grow on me a little, but I’m still not a huge fan of the character models.  It doesn’t have to look pretty for it to be fun, though.

I’ve even started confessing to groups that I haven’t been doing this for very long, which has gotten me some nice compliments.

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In general,  I’m coming to realize that WoW players are actually a very helpful bunch and keep a positive attitude even in the face of adversity…

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…well, mostly anyway.  I don’t actually think that was aimed at me; this was one of those groups where there was a tank, and another player who thought the tank wasn’t pulling fast enough, and when the tank refused to speed up, he started pulling some extra stuff and the natural course of events unfolded.

Tonight was also a pretty spectacular night for gear upgrades; I replaced 8 out of 15 slots just from dungeon drops and the post-dungeon goodie bags.  Heirlooms?  Who needs ’em?

 

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WoW: Day Four and a good day in EQ2.

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Actually ended the day at level 52.  Dungeon XP seemed to kind of slow down in the low 40s but kicked up again with a vengeance once I started getting dropped into Stratholme dungeons – there’s a ton of stuff in there to kill and groups mow it down fast.

I continue to be surprised by the performance I’m getting out of my entry-level iMac.  There can be a good twenty enemies on screen, and four other players besides myself, with all kinds of spell effects going off everywhere, and the frame rate stays nice and smooth.  I quite honestly find myself marveling at what Blizzard manages to pull off here, and I’m sure it’s a strong contributing factor to their position in the MMO market.

Also, because playing two MMOs at once is always the VERY best of ideas, I logged in to EQ2 for a couple of hours and had one of the best days I’ve had in EQ2 in a very long time.

First: A couple of weeks ago, Daybreak gave everyone the opportunity to create a near-max level character or boost an existing character for free.  Suddenly, the game was flooded with new level 95 characters with… needs.

New characters need food, they need gear enhancers (EQ2’s are “Adornments”), they need ammo and teleportation devices and all kinds of other gadgets, and the hordes of new alts stripped the market clean of everything that was reasonably priced in very short order.

I have five max-level crafting characters and, with virtually no competition and massive demand, I felt NO shame in pricing stuff at well above market rates, with the result that…

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…I’m officially an EQ2 millionaire now.  It’s a milestone without a lot of practical use OUTSIDE of game, though you can buy subscription time from other players with in-game currency and I have enough to pay for my subscription for about six months should real-world money get tight.

For now I just get to sit back and revel in my virtual riches.

But, more importantly, while I was logged in and making more stuff to put up on the marketplace, I saw some people recruiting for people to join a pickup raid, and since I was just baking virtual food I volunteered to join them.

We did what EQ2 calls one of their “Fabled” raids – it’s an old raid, originally designed for level 70 characters, that has been re-tuned for level 100s.  It doesn’t have a particularly complicated strategy to follow, but you need a couple of tanks who can coordinate or things go very badly.

Anyway, the reason people do this particular raid is that it has about a fifty percent chance of dropping an Exceptional Jewel.  There are about twenty different kinds of jewels, all with similar base effects, but all of which are really sought after because they make up the final item in a SET of jewels.  You can buy the first seven from players (much of my broker proceeds of late have been from these jewels), but the 8th jewel only comes from raid content.

Then, of course, when you DO see the absolute perfect one you need, you have to fight with everyone else who’s been waiting for that same jewel.

In my case, it was the one-in-two chance to see a jewel, the 1-in-20 chance that it was the one I have been watching for, and the top roll against five other players to get the thing, but:

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Sometimes, things just work out.

Anyway, I get to have New Item Glee for at LEAST a week now.  Maybe more.

 

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