These Tombs, they won’t raid themselves.

I shouldn’t be doing any gaming at the moment. I have finals coming up in two weeks and the JLPT3 in 8 days.

Still… I have been packing on a lot of stress, and there’s only so much hitting the books you can repeat before it’s just not sinking in any longer.

So: About those tombs, eh?

Way back when I started my “I’m out of work! Guess I should play through my backlog!” project, one of the games I considered tackling was the Saturn version of Tomb Raider from 1996. I remembered quite liking it, but I’d gotten to a boss fight that I just couldn’t get the hang of and eventually gave up on after several attempts.

Anyway, I was thinking about picking it up again and giving it another shot, and then found out that they were releasing a Super Cool Revamped version for the PS2 and PCs. With the prospect of an graphical overhaul imminent, I put the Saturn game back on the shelf and waited.

It came out in …June? June, I think. And I bought the PC version because, well, after playing Legend on the 360, there was no way I was going to go back to PS2 jaggies.

If I’d waited a month longer, I would have found out about the 360 release as well, but they quite cunningly held back announcing that one. Anyway, it came out at 10 bucks more than the PC version, so I saved a little bit, right? (let’s ignore the new gamepad I bought for the PC largely in anticipation) I’m pretty sure it’s also come out for the PSP and is on its way for the Wii… I can’t decide whether playing Tomb Raider with a Wiimote would be really neat or really really lame.

Anyway! A mere 5 months later, I’m giving Tomb Raider Anniversary a spin, and it’s really quite nice. It addresses both of my minor complaints about Legend – there aren’t many human enemies, which bugged me about Legend, and you spend a lot more of your time in, well, tombs, and not so much of your time at dinner parties in Tokyo.

I’m sure that someone out there has made exhaustive lists of all the differences between the remake and the original. It’s been a decade since I played the original, so I’m not qualified to do that – I’ll just say that it certainly seems to have caught the spirit of the original as I remember it. I haven’t had as many scares this time, though – but, then, I really haven’t run into many crocodiles yet. The crocodiles in the original game were pretty much the first time I ever felt actual fear while playing a video game, there was just something about being in the water with one and completely unable to defend myself in any way that freaked me out.

As an aside, I will mention now that the diving snake colossus in “Shadow of the Colossus” also tweaked my fear level in ways I really can’t express – the sensation of your spine trying to crawl out of your back is one that I think you just have to feel for yourself. I also had some issues in Kedge Keep in Everquest… I think the long and the short of things is that underwater and me are a BAD FIT, but even with how much it tweaks my lizard-brain fear instincts, it’s actually kind of nice to have something in a game that gets under your skin that well.

Oh, and old T-rex intro: OH MY GOD AHHHH WHAT IS THAT THING BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG IS IT DEAD YET?

New T-rex: Oh, hey, it’s a cutscene. Oops! need to move the joystick. Man, this boss fight is taking FOREVER.

I don’t know if it’s just because I was expecting it, but it was kind of a letdown. Probably the only part that’s been kind of “meh.”

Apart from that, excellent and recommended remake. I’m only to the “Egypt” level – and I am just going to say “God-damned bastard centaurs” and leave it at that, if you have played the game you know what I mean and if you ever pick up the game you will find out what I meant – so I think I’m about halfway through.

When I am not playing Tomb Raider at home, I have been picking up Brave Story : New Traveler for a few minutes of play time every now and again. I’m mostly trying to keep myself in touch with the story – I have lots of RPGs that won’t ever be played through because they got put aside for a couple of weeks and I forgot everything that was going on and didn’t want to start over.

I would like more RPGs to copy Brave Story’s combat system. It’s turn-based but it moves really quickly – there’s no sense of “oh, no, not ANOTHER random encounter”, at least not yet, and little things like mid-fight leveling and mana regen (that for once isn’t “You used mana potion! +50MP!”) are the kinds of things that make me kind of dread going back to more traditional “Welcome to the Sphere Grid!” style RPGs.

Here I will close a mention of Brave Story without mentioning how dang cute Yuno is.

Damn. Almost managed it.

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Speaking of pandering…

I think I’ve made my position very clear on just how I feel about being pandered to:  I’m in favor of it.

From the searches that bring people to this site – I’m not alone here.  People come here looking for anime girls with cat ears, or ninjas, or ninja girls, or anime ninja girls with cat ears.  If you’ve been brought here by a similar search, well, you are in good company.

Oddly enough, though, after you filter through the list of moe traits, the next most popular thing that brings people here is “Shadow of the Colossus”.  All I can say to that is that people have excellent taste in games.

In the spirit of pandering, I wanted to show off a character good that I bought at Nakano Broadway back in August, and then we can count all the groups it panders to together.

Haruhi Nekomini Jigsaw Puzzle

So, let’s see:

You’ve got your Haruhi fans.  And WE ARE LEGION.  This caters to us pretty well.  It’s got Haruhi, Mikuru, Yuki, AND Tsuruya-san, so it’s not like anyone’s favorite character is being left out… Well, unless your favorite character isn’t one of those four.  Hmm.  It’s got a good chance of not leaving anyone’s favorite character out, anyway.

You’ve got your nekomimi fans covered here, too, and your cosplay fans.

Unfortunately, it’s the post-glasses Nagato Yuki, so no pandering to us meganeko-lovers.  They missed a chance there.

And I suppose it also caters to anyone who just likes putting together jigsaw puzzles.  Who doesn’t like to spend a quiet Sunday afternoon putting together a jigsaw puzzle?   This doesn’t even look like a terribly difficult one. The orange background might be a little dicey, I guess.

So this gets a solid B+ on the pandering scale and still manages to stay on the good side of decency.  You could have this half-completed on a card table and have people over without fear of more than a raised eyebrow.

All that, and it was marked down to 800 Yen.

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A wedding story.

So.

A couple of years ago, I’m working in an office building called Montgomery Park, in Portland. The reason it’s called Montgomery Park is that it used to be a Montgomery Ward’s warehouse, and by not changing the name much, they got to keep the huge lighted sign on top and just change a couple of letters.

This is not your average ex-warehouse.

It used to be a massive concrete cube nine stories high. It’s still nine stories high and looks like a concrete cube from the outside, but the inside… they did some pretty impressive stuff with it.

They knocked out the center portion of floors three through nine, leaving office space all around, and installed lots and lots of glass, so it has this massive open atrium in the middle, a largely open floor on the second floor, and then conference rooms and exits on the bottom floor. There are four glass elevators that look out on to the atrium… it actually hits everyone with a touch of vertigo the first couple of weeks you work there but it is really pretty.

Here’s a couple of tiny pictures.

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The first is looking down onto the second floor from the glass elevators, the second is a view from the front of the building with the glass elevators in the background.

Now, the first and second floors get used for a lot of events after business hours and on weekends, so when I went in to work one Saturday and saw people setting up tables and chairs on the second floor, it didn’t really register with me. Honestly, I was kind of cross about going in to work on a Saturday anyway and just kind of focused on getting up to my desk on the ninth floor and getting stuff done and then trying to get out and save what little of my weekend I could.

I worked for a few hours and headed out.

I get to the elevator lobby on the ninth floor. There is a Montgomery Park employee holding an elevator door open, which is not service normally provided to random office workers. I process that, and then I process the older gentleman in the tuxedo and the young woman in the really elaborate white wedding gown.

I kind of stare at them a bit. It’s Saturday, I’m a bit worn out from staying up too late the night before. The only thing that comes to mind is “With the guy holding one elevator open, am I going to be able to get another elevator to come up to this floor?”

The Montgomery Park employee, displaying uncommon levels of understanding, interprets my look of absolute confusion correctly and pushes the call button. Another elevator immediately opens. I get in, push the first floor button, and walk to the back of the elevator so I can look down.

There’s an awful lot of people on the second floor, and an altar, and a minister.

The elevator door closes. As it starts descending, I hear music… the wedding march, in fact, and that is when everyone on the second floor looks up at me.

At this point, the confusion clears for me. I realize that the whole point of the bride being on the ninth floor is that she was supposed to be the person descending majestically into the wedding. Everyone looking up is expecting a young woman in white and her father, not a 30-something geek in slacks and a t-shirt.

I don’t know what the established custom is for this particular situation, but I managed a little half-hearted wave.  I’m sure the videographer cut it out of the official wedding video.

I’m just really glad that I was going to the first floor, not getting off on the second floor in the middle of everything.

I left the building through the back doors.

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Actually having shame.

Sunday, an old friend came up to town in order to go to our local comic book show. This apparently happens twice a year or so and attracts the few local comics professionals, and he wanted to get some things signed.

I’m not a big comics fan, and not a habitual con-goer, but I tagged along anyway. We collected a third friend, who’s recently gone through a major comic book burnout, on the way.

So, count so far: Three people, of whom only one actually buys comics on a regular basis.

I haven’t been to the local comic book show in quite a while – quite possibly not since 1995. The venue hasn’t changed much – it’s still a bunch of folding tables laid out in the dungeon-like basement of the local convention center, and the overall air of “please buy this crap so I don’t have to carry it home” hasn’t changed much, either. I found that I could get offered an instant discount at most tables just by picking something up, looking at it, and putting it back down.

I had to buy SOMETHING after paying seven bucks to walk in the door, and I didn’t really feel like comics shopping, so I wound up buying a couple of Monsieur Bome figures.

One I quite like:

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The Bome figures have been around for quite some while, and this “toramusume” is the second in the series. It might be a little overdone in terms of sheer number of moe fetishes, but I thought it was a really well made figure. Detailed, a neat dynamic pose, and surprisingly stable thanks to a solid base and some clever balance work.

Then there’s this:

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Misty May is Gainax’s over-the-top parody of magical girls show heroines, as seen in Otaku no Video, and since I was going on about Otaku no Video a few days ago, I felt compelled to buy this figure when I saw it.

Having brought it home and put it on the shelf, though, I’m kind of regretting that. It’s a well made figure, sure, but, well, the pose is, uh, well, I’m actually a little ashamed to have it on display. I didn’t think that possible, but apparently even I have my limits. 🙂

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I try to be smart, and am not.

So, I’m reading Tae Kim’s excellent guide to Japanese grammar, and it slaps me with an unfamiliar kanji. (誰)

I look it up. It’s the kanji for “who” (だれ)

I think to myself… I’ve never seen “だれ” written in kanji… why on earth is this guide using a kanji for something I’ve always seen in hiragana?

As an unscientific experiment, I google “だれ” and it comes back with one million, nine hundred thousand hits. Hah, I think to myself, obviously the hiragana is the right way to write this word and the guide is just being picky with using the kanji which obviously nobody in the real world ever uses.

I google “誰”

Two hundred million hits.

I’m flipping through a volume of “Honey and Clover” today, and I see “誰”, “誰”, “誰”, over and again.

So, yeah, I’m not as smart as I thought.

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It was twenty years ago today…

Eugene, OR: November 12, 1987.

A friend at school tells me about these things called “BBSes” and loans me a Vicmodem, a cassette tape of Victerm… and some phone numbers.

Up until that point, the Vic-20 I’d bought at the age of 10 had been, well, a bit of a fad, mostly used to play games off cartridge and type in short basic programs, then consigned to generally gather dust.  My interests had almost completely given over to pen and pencil RPGs, reading “Doc Savage” novels and collecting baseball cards.

My community was, well, school, and the only people I interacted with were people at the school.  The conditions of entry into high school are, well, “Be a teenager”, so you’re surrounded mostly by people your own age with similar life experiences.  You get similar inputs.  You have common experiences.  You’ll grow up at the same rate as everyone else.  You’re in a very small world.

Then I found a parallel community, full of people of all ages, races, genders, social backgrounds… nothing in common except two things:  They had all found this community, existing in parallel to THEIR little worlds, and they all wanted to talk… about technology, television, politics, religion, things they liked, things they didn’t like, lessons they’d learned in their lives, mistakes they’d made that day… the kinds of things I didn’t, as a rule, have access to in my world.

Pen & Paper RPGs, Doc Savage novels, baseball… they didn’t last very long after that.

A year later, I was volunteering at a local computer user’s group.

A year after that, while my friends were just thinking they ought to give up their paper routes and think about getting that crucial first job at McDonalds that gets you in to the real workforce… I was doing low level IT work for a local software developer.

A year after THAT, while gleefully abusing my employer’s CompuServe access… I accidentally stumbled onto something called “anime”

And four years after that, visiting an online friend at his job, I met the woman who eventually said “yes” when I asked her to marry me.

I could go on – I won’t.  I’m just going to say that, we all get opportunities in life to be happy, to grab lucky chances when they’re offered, to move our lives in a way that is satisfying.   Some of these opportunities, if we take them, open up more opportunities, and so on.

And an awful lot of the opportunities I’ve had to be happy all stem from a screeching carrier wave and stark text on a black-and-white screen…

Twenty years ago, today.

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Boxes are neat.

Just about everyone likes having a nice neat box that they can slot their DVDs into. It’s one of those near-primal urges that has driven many a fan to spend way more money than they ought to.

First you buy the DVD with the box as soon as it comes out – so you don’t miss out and NOT GET A BOX. Because that would be a travesty, see.

Then, you buy the DVDs as they come out to FILL the box, and in the end you have a nice box full of DVDs that is in so many ways more satisfying than a bunch of DVDs that don’t have a box.

Or – forgive the run-on sentence coming up here – maybe you have the box, but then you neglect to buy the DVDs as they come out and then you wind up down a few volumes and all of a sudden it’s going to cost like $120 to fill up the box and that just seems like a lot of money, so you put it off… and then the $35 thinpak edition comes out and you buy that… and then you have a single DVD sitting in a mockingly-empty box and a thinpak next to it that you’ll actually watch.

I am rather ashamed to admit that I have done that a couple of times.

Eventually I realized that it might be better if I limited my box purchases and mostly waited for thinpaks.

I was even going to do this for Haruhi, but they put out such a shiny keen box, with little magnetic doors and a slide out drawer and…

…well, I got sucked in.

But, today I bought volume 4, and so the box is completely full. I have my four DVD cases with a total of, I think, 7 DVDs. I have my mini pencilboards, my iron-ons, my “dancho” armband and Haruhiesque headband. I have the four CDs.  Granted, I’ve had all of them for months, but these ones have, uh, translated liner notes and lyrics.

I even have a couple of pillowcases.

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Now, if I only had a spare day to sit down and indulge myself in a start-to-finish rewatching of the series. 🙂

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The Power of the Cute Compells You…

First things first:  My wife hates all things Haruhi with the passion of a thousand blazing suns.

OK, to give her credit, she did watch the first three episodes with me.  She made a good-faith effort, but her tastes lean more towards Wolf’s Rain, Pretear, Inuyasha, Gundam Wing, that sort of thing.  Shows with some angst… drama… pretty boys… you know, girly stuff.  We find common ground on Card Captor Sakura.  Who doesn’t love Card Captor Sakura?

Anyway, tonight she was looking at one of the shelves o’ toys  and said something unexpected.  Usually it’s more of an “oh, please” reaction, and I will admit that there are some figures that I buy solely to get the “oh, please” reaction.

Tonight it was “that’s cute.”

I looked where she was pointing.

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I moved the super-deformed Gamera to the left.  I moved the small, purple Pokemon whose name I do not know to the right.

I said, “Point again.”

She pointed, quite clearly, to the Mikuru.

She’s starting to crack.  Soon I’ll have her doing the Hare Hare Yukai dance.

…on other topics…

I have been enjoying the second season of Genshiken and eagerly awaiting both volume 9 of the manga and a licensed version of the OVAs and the second TV series.

I bought volume 9 of the manga from Kinokuniya books some months ago, but of course it’s untranslated and my Japanese skills… not up to it.  I should try again now that I’ve got another 150 or so kanji more-or-less memorized.  The domestic version comes out the 27th of this month.

Anyway, it occurred to me that an awful lot of folks probably know and like Genshiken, or Comic Party, but may not have ever experienced Otaku no Video, so I thought I would plug that a bit.  Mind you, I’m not getting any kickback on this.

Otaku no Video tells the heartwarming story of a young lad about to go down the dreary path of Normal Japanese Life.  He’s in college, he has a girlfriend… He plays Tennis, for fun, and hangs out in bars with his car-obsessed buddies.  He’s a couple of years of school away from marrying the girl, having a couple of kids, and reporting to an office job for the next 40 years until retirement, punctuated only by the obligatory August-and-New-Years Vacations.

Then he meets a guy from High School who he hasn’t thought about in years… and Things Change.  It’s an epic story of shattered dreams, lost loves, climbs to success, betrayals, cosplay and extremely bouncy bunny girls.

The references are probably a bit dated for modern fans, but I strongly recommend it, especially if you are a Gainax or Kenichi Sonoda fan.

Here is a link to AnimEigo’s site which has a trailer for you to watch.  Of course, because AnimEigo has absolutely no marketing acuity, it’s a trailer for the second of the two OAVs on the disc and makes no sense at all.  I know they had a better trailer… you know, one that was funny and gave you some sense of the beginning of the story… back in the VHS/LD days, but that trailer does not appear here.

Otaku no Video (AnimEigo.com)

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I hated “Last Action Hero”

And then I hated “The Purple Rose of Cairo” which I saw after I was told “Oh, Last Action Hero was just a rip off! You should see the original!”

And now I have found a new level of hate in Pirandello’s “Six Characters in Search of an Author”, which I have now had the unluck of reading for my English Lit (drama!) class this term.  To make matters worse, I now have to put up with the class discussing the play, so I can’t just say “Damn, that was horrible! Glad I only had to endure that once!”… it will be dragged on for the next week or two.  It puts me in a mood to start throttling.

Fortunately, it’s an online course, so (1) my fellow students are safe from throttling and (2)  I can submit my online discussion posts without them being affected by tone of voice, body language, uncontrollable sneering, that sort of thing.

It is possible that my hatred for this piece of drama might not be so pronounced if I was actually seeing it produced.  I am still befuddled by the idea that you can teach a “drama” class where the students just, well, READ plays, but I am not so counter to this idea that I will not take the four credits and happily get on with my college career.

It is also possible that I might not hate it so much if it hadn’t come after “Othello.”

“Othello” was an enjoyable three weeks of the class, mostly because Iago is one evil son of a bitch.  Seriously.  Anyone who thinks to themselves “I’d like to be an evil bastard.  Where should I start?” should take lessons from this guy.

Going from Othello to “oh look see some of the characters are actors pretending they’re characters and some of the actors are acting like they’re actors who are playing characters and oh look how META I AM” was about as much of a paradigm shift as going from… mmm… a very good thing to a very bad thing.  I’m not much on the metaphor tonight.

I will put it like this:  Were I given the choice to 1) re-read this play or 2) go looking for Harry Potter slashfic… I would be browsing harrylovesdraco.com before you could say “you don’t need to answer right now.”

Disclaimer: If there is really a web site named “harrylovesdraco.com”, do not tell me, because I am already hanging on by a thread.

Thank you, and good night.

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“Remember when?”… Pioneer nostalgia.

So, I found out last month that Geneon – formerly Pioneer – is getting out of the US anime market. I’m guessing that other companies will probably be licensing Geneon titles, and that their demise probably won’t affect my being able to see anything… but it was a little sad.

If you were an anime fan in the early 90s, you had these few options for getting your anime fix, from worst to best:

1) You could go to a comics convention and pay one of the many bootleg video sellers $20 for a VHS copy of something.

If you were lucky, these were only one or two generations removed from the laserdisc source, but if you were unlucky you’d get a barely watchable mess. It’d be in raw japanese, of course, so good luck with the comprehension thing… and, of course, you were paying someone to make you an illegal copy of something.

2) You could, if you knew a guy who knew a guy, get a fan-subtitled copy of something.

This was a process involving getting to know people, packing up video tapes in to a padded mailer – with another padded mailer and return postage included – and sending this whole bundle off. The guy you sent them to would generally copy what you asked for on to the video tapes and send them back… in a couple of weeks, or a couple of months, or sometimes not at all, but generally you’d get your tapes back. It did make for a very social fandom – you’d get to know someone and they would introduce you to a friend of theirs and your social network would get that much bigger, and most of this was done though honest-to-god paper mail because very few people had access to the internet.

Eventually the social aspect faded and fansubbers started putting lists of anime on rec.arts.anime and saying “Just send me some money and I’ll put the stuff you want onto tapes that I buy and mail them to you” and then there were all kinds of flamefests about how much you should be charging per tape before you became a bootlegging profiteer yourself… it was ugly.

3) You could buy one of the very few domestic anime releases.

Problem is, you were generally spending $34.95 on a VHS tape, so the picture was, well, VHS quality. Still better than the bootlegs or the fansubs, but a lot of money to drop on a videotape. Oh, and about half of them were released dub-only, so if you didn’t care for the voice acting talent of the day… and here’s where I carefully do not get in to anything judgmental.

4) You could import the laserdisc from Japan.

Upside: A really good picture, great sound, and generally some bonus inserts in the laserdisc jacket.

Downside: Of course there was no English translation of any kind and you were paying a bit of a premium for the quality. Like, mmm, $60 for a 30 minute episode. A single 30 minute episode. If you bought TV series, you could usually get 3 or 4 episodes for right around $100, or an entire series for six or seven hundred bucks.

5) Absolute best scenario: You could buy a domestically produced anime laserdisc.

There were very very few of these, but they were usually cheaper than the Japanese LDs… without the cool bonus goodies that tended to come with Japanese LDs, and sometimes with some really ugly re-done artwork, but you got a pretty decent picture and sound and they were translated. You still had to deal with the “some are dub-only, some are sub-only” problem.

Being an anime fan was kind of expensive and frustrating.

Along comes Pioneer, who gave us this:

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This is the first release Pioneer did in the United States, the first Tenchi Muyo OVA.

Let’s run down the features:

You got the episode on laserdisc, with both English and Japanese audio tracks. They didn’t even release VHS tapes of their series at first.

They provided subtitles via closed-captioning. Granted, the first couple of releases had kind of wonky subtitles, but they got it straightened out by the third episode or so.

You got the original Japanese LD sleeve – they provided a stick-on English back cover, but you could remove it and the original Japanese cover was underneath.

They included the original Japanese inserts, and a second copy with translated text.

They included a set of postcards.

You got a free T-shirt with the first LD. They did this with their second release, Moldiver, as well.

The whole thing was yours for the at-the-time insanely cheap price of $35. Most laserdisc stores tended to discount by 20%, so you could pick it up for $28.

Now, spending $168 on the six laserdiscs that represented the first Tenchi OVA series is crazy by today’s standards – and, OK, it was crazy fifteen years ago, too – but at the time it was mindblowing. Here was an actual professional anime producer giving the fans pretty much everything they’d ever asked for, and releasing it for about half the price of the Japanese release.

It woke up the other anime companies, too – the quality bar had been set so much higher than anything else on the market that they all had to improve their releases just so they wouldn’t look bad by comparison.

It’s been a few years since I’ve really paid attention to what anime companies were doing what in the market. It hasn’t been an issue – everything comes out on DVD these days, with dual audio tracks and subtitles as a given, and anime DVDs are really cheap, especially if you have the mental stamina to hold out for the eventual multipack releases, so knowing what company puts out what release hasn’t really been on my radar.

Still, having Geneon close up shop did make me a little nostalgic, and when I went around reading threads on the topic, most of them were focused on “what will happen to the series that they didn’t finish before they went under?” – there weren’t many “remember when?” discussions.

So here’s to the passing of a company that went above and beyond for American fans back when there weren’t that many of us out there.

Thanks for everything.

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