They should fill more things with custard.

OK, I know that line is taken pretty much straight from a Penny Arcade strip, but I think it’s good words to live by.

Today I would like to tell you about things that are filled with custard.

But, first, some expository buildup.

My first trip to Japan was at the end of 2005, and back then I wasn’t really prepared for it. See, I’ve never been one of those fanboys that tries to do the whole “lifestyler” thing – so I don’t have, for instance, tatami on the floor or futons in a closet.

We do have a rice cooker, but my wife had it when I married her so I take no responsibility.

Point is, I never really turned being fanboyish about anime, games, manga, etc into being fanboyish about other things Japanese, and that included food.

Sure, I’d gone out for Japanese food a few times, but I didn’t really know anything beyond tempura and tonkatsu. People would say things like “Oh, you like Japanese stuff? You must love sushi!” and I’d have to admit that I’d never tried it.

This had embarrassing consequences when we went there.  I really didn’t know what to eat, and so I spend most of our vacation steering us into such fine restaurants as, oh, McDonald’s, and TGIFridays, and Shakey’s Pizza Buffet… It was pretty shameful. I will admit this.

Anyway. I was a food wimp.  Let’s move on.

We were there over the New Year, and on January 1st we decided to go and see Shinjuku because we hadn’t been there yet.

We didn’t know that, as far as shops and restaurants and so on go, January 1 is pretty much a national day off. Not much is open, so our recreational activities were limited to wandering around looking at closed shops with posters for the January 2nd sales and wandering around looking at shrines.

It was freaking cold, too, shall I mention that? It might have been below freezing, but I’m not going to swear to that.

Anyway, being New Year’s day, there are a lot of Japanese going to shrines, and so there are little carts selling food at the pedestrians.

My wife, who is much braver than I am, and who was a little annoyed throughout the entire trip by my constantly steering us into American restaurants, stops at one of these carts and buys something that looks a bit like a hockey puck. Neither of us knew what it was, but it smelled good and it was hot, which was important because we were both, as mentioned, really really cold.

She gets me one, too, and biting into it was like finding religion. It was, basically, a little pancake full of hot custard, and it was glorious.

We each had, oh, three or four before it started feeling embarrassing going back to this little cart and asking for more.

When we got back to the states, I started trying to figure out what it was we’d eaten. It wasn’t easy to find search terms without knowing what the name of I’d eaten, but eventually something like “shinjuku custard” worked to lead me to a blog talking about some guy’s favorite “Imagawayaki” stand in Shinjuku… possibly the very same stand.

I like to think so, anyway.

Furthermore, googling “Imagawayaki” lead me to images that confirmed that they were what I was looking for.

Then I found out that the local Japanese market sold frozen microwavable Imagawayaki, and now they are a winter tradition.

They are outrageously priced (a package of five is a little over seven bucks), but they are so very worth it.

I have included a picture for your benefit, and because it gave me an excuse to make two and eat them.

Microwavable Imagawayaki

…they come in “red bean” flavor, too, but I’m not as much of a fan of red bean. I do like me the occasional taiyaki, but that’s about it.

Oh, and, yes, in the last two years I’ve managed to become a LITTLE more brave about Japanese food. My last trip there, I ate at McDonald’s exactly once, and then only because I really wanted to see what a “McPork” was like. 🙂

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When wiki no worky

This morning found me browsing the “worst x of all time” category on Wikipedia.

I do this from time to time when I need schadenfreude. There’s something delightfully enjoyable about seeing stuff that got hyped to high heaven getting torn down, and at the same time there’s the “Oh, come on, it wasn’t THAT bad” when you find one of your own favorites on one of these lists.

I reached a list, however, that was… well, there was the obligatory header that stated what the criteria were for inclusion in the list, but then there wasn’t, well, a list afterwards.

Fortunately wikipedia keeps article histories around, so I went digging. After spending 15 minutes or so looking at histories and talk pages and so on, I came to the following conclusions:

1) About a week ago, someone realized that one of their favorite ever X was on a list of bad Xs, and was offended that their particular sacred cow wound up on this list.

2) In response, they tried to get the article deleted, saying that there weren’t generally accepted criteria for being a bad X, the list was Original Research, and anyway the list wasn’t sourced. I didn’t see anywhere where they also said that it wasn’t notable enough, but I really didn’t look very hard.

3) Their deletion attempt was a miserable flop. Several people found corroborating criteria for being a bad X, and then sources for why X met those criteria. Sources were also provided for the entire list of bad Xs, and the point was clearly made that a list is not in itself Original Research.

4) In response, the original deeply offended party said “Ah hah! Your list of bad Xs is taken from these sources, hence it is a copyright violation!” and deleted the entire list out of the article, fulfilling his original goal of making sure that his favorite X was no longer listed with the bad Xs… and also removing all actual CONTENT from the page.

Someone needs to look up “Sense of humor”. I think it’s probably in Wikipedia.

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6 days until the JLPT…

So, I took last year’s 3kyuu test tonight, after finishing up the exercises in my Grammar test book.

Score:

Kanji & Vocab : 41/55

Listening: 15/23

Grammar & Reading: 37/50

These are not great scores.  They ARE passing scores, but not by much.  I don’t know how much I can do on the listening portion, but I can certainly work on the other two over the next week.

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These Tombs, they won’t raid themselves.

I shouldn’t be doing any gaming at the moment. I have finals coming up in two weeks and the JLPT3 in 8 days.

Still… I have been packing on a lot of stress, and there’s only so much hitting the books you can repeat before it’s just not sinking in any longer.

So: About those tombs, eh?

Way back when I started my “I’m out of work! Guess I should play through my backlog!” project, one of the games I considered tackling was the Saturn version of Tomb Raider from 1996. I remembered quite liking it, but I’d gotten to a boss fight that I just couldn’t get the hang of and eventually gave up on after several attempts.

Anyway, I was thinking about picking it up again and giving it another shot, and then found out that they were releasing a Super Cool Revamped version for the PS2 and PCs. With the prospect of an graphical overhaul imminent, I put the Saturn game back on the shelf and waited.

It came out in …June? June, I think. And I bought the PC version because, well, after playing Legend on the 360, there was no way I was going to go back to PS2 jaggies.

If I’d waited a month longer, I would have found out about the 360 release as well, but they quite cunningly held back announcing that one. Anyway, it came out at 10 bucks more than the PC version, so I saved a little bit, right? (let’s ignore the new gamepad I bought for the PC largely in anticipation) I’m pretty sure it’s also come out for the PSP and is on its way for the Wii… I can’t decide whether playing Tomb Raider with a Wiimote would be really neat or really really lame.

Anyway! A mere 5 months later, I’m giving Tomb Raider Anniversary a spin, and it’s really quite nice. It addresses both of my minor complaints about Legend – there aren’t many human enemies, which bugged me about Legend, and you spend a lot more of your time in, well, tombs, and not so much of your time at dinner parties in Tokyo.

I’m sure that someone out there has made exhaustive lists of all the differences between the remake and the original. It’s been a decade since I played the original, so I’m not qualified to do that – I’ll just say that it certainly seems to have caught the spirit of the original as I remember it. I haven’t had as many scares this time, though – but, then, I really haven’t run into many crocodiles yet. The crocodiles in the original game were pretty much the first time I ever felt actual fear while playing a video game, there was just something about being in the water with one and completely unable to defend myself in any way that freaked me out.

As an aside, I will mention now that the diving snake colossus in “Shadow of the Colossus” also tweaked my fear level in ways I really can’t express – the sensation of your spine trying to crawl out of your back is one that I think you just have to feel for yourself. I also had some issues in Kedge Keep in Everquest… I think the long and the short of things is that underwater and me are a BAD FIT, but even with how much it tweaks my lizard-brain fear instincts, it’s actually kind of nice to have something in a game that gets under your skin that well.

Oh, and old T-rex intro: OH MY GOD AHHHH WHAT IS THAT THING BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG IS IT DEAD YET?

New T-rex: Oh, hey, it’s a cutscene. Oops! need to move the joystick. Man, this boss fight is taking FOREVER.

I don’t know if it’s just because I was expecting it, but it was kind of a letdown. Probably the only part that’s been kind of “meh.”

Apart from that, excellent and recommended remake. I’m only to the “Egypt” level – and I am just going to say “God-damned bastard centaurs” and leave it at that, if you have played the game you know what I mean and if you ever pick up the game you will find out what I meant – so I think I’m about halfway through.

When I am not playing Tomb Raider at home, I have been picking up Brave Story : New Traveler for a few minutes of play time every now and again. I’m mostly trying to keep myself in touch with the story – I have lots of RPGs that won’t ever be played through because they got put aside for a couple of weeks and I forgot everything that was going on and didn’t want to start over.

I would like more RPGs to copy Brave Story’s combat system. It’s turn-based but it moves really quickly – there’s no sense of “oh, no, not ANOTHER random encounter”, at least not yet, and little things like mid-fight leveling and mana regen (that for once isn’t “You used mana potion! +50MP!”) are the kinds of things that make me kind of dread going back to more traditional “Welcome to the Sphere Grid!” style RPGs.

Here I will close a mention of Brave Story without mentioning how dang cute Yuno is.

Damn. Almost managed it.

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Speaking of pandering…

I think I’ve made my position very clear on just how I feel about being pandered to:  I’m in favor of it.

From the searches that bring people to this site – I’m not alone here.  People come here looking for anime girls with cat ears, or ninjas, or ninja girls, or anime ninja girls with cat ears.  If you’ve been brought here by a similar search, well, you are in good company.

Oddly enough, though, after you filter through the list of moe traits, the next most popular thing that brings people here is “Shadow of the Colossus”.  All I can say to that is that people have excellent taste in games.

In the spirit of pandering, I wanted to show off a character good that I bought at Nakano Broadway back in August, and then we can count all the groups it panders to together.

Haruhi Nekomini Jigsaw Puzzle

So, let’s see:

You’ve got your Haruhi fans.  And WE ARE LEGION.  This caters to us pretty well.  It’s got Haruhi, Mikuru, Yuki, AND Tsuruya-san, so it’s not like anyone’s favorite character is being left out… Well, unless your favorite character isn’t one of those four.  Hmm.  It’s got a good chance of not leaving anyone’s favorite character out, anyway.

You’ve got your nekomimi fans covered here, too, and your cosplay fans.

Unfortunately, it’s the post-glasses Nagato Yuki, so no pandering to us meganeko-lovers.  They missed a chance there.

And I suppose it also caters to anyone who just likes putting together jigsaw puzzles.  Who doesn’t like to spend a quiet Sunday afternoon putting together a jigsaw puzzle?   This doesn’t even look like a terribly difficult one. The orange background might be a little dicey, I guess.

So this gets a solid B+ on the pandering scale and still manages to stay on the good side of decency.  You could have this half-completed on a card table and have people over without fear of more than a raised eyebrow.

All that, and it was marked down to 800 Yen.

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A wedding story.

So.

A couple of years ago, I’m working in an office building called Montgomery Park, in Portland. The reason it’s called Montgomery Park is that it used to be a Montgomery Ward’s warehouse, and by not changing the name much, they got to keep the huge lighted sign on top and just change a couple of letters.

This is not your average ex-warehouse.

It used to be a massive concrete cube nine stories high. It’s still nine stories high and looks like a concrete cube from the outside, but the inside… they did some pretty impressive stuff with it.

They knocked out the center portion of floors three through nine, leaving office space all around, and installed lots and lots of glass, so it has this massive open atrium in the middle, a largely open floor on the second floor, and then conference rooms and exits on the bottom floor. There are four glass elevators that look out on to the atrium… it actually hits everyone with a touch of vertigo the first couple of weeks you work there but it is really pretty.

Here’s a couple of tiny pictures.

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The first is looking down onto the second floor from the glass elevators, the second is a view from the front of the building with the glass elevators in the background.

Now, the first and second floors get used for a lot of events after business hours and on weekends, so when I went in to work one Saturday and saw people setting up tables and chairs on the second floor, it didn’t really register with me. Honestly, I was kind of cross about going in to work on a Saturday anyway and just kind of focused on getting up to my desk on the ninth floor and getting stuff done and then trying to get out and save what little of my weekend I could.

I worked for a few hours and headed out.

I get to the elevator lobby on the ninth floor. There is a Montgomery Park employee holding an elevator door open, which is not service normally provided to random office workers. I process that, and then I process the older gentleman in the tuxedo and the young woman in the really elaborate white wedding gown.

I kind of stare at them a bit. It’s Saturday, I’m a bit worn out from staying up too late the night before. The only thing that comes to mind is “With the guy holding one elevator open, am I going to be able to get another elevator to come up to this floor?”

The Montgomery Park employee, displaying uncommon levels of understanding, interprets my look of absolute confusion correctly and pushes the call button. Another elevator immediately opens. I get in, push the first floor button, and walk to the back of the elevator so I can look down.

There’s an awful lot of people on the second floor, and an altar, and a minister.

The elevator door closes. As it starts descending, I hear music… the wedding march, in fact, and that is when everyone on the second floor looks up at me.

At this point, the confusion clears for me. I realize that the whole point of the bride being on the ninth floor is that she was supposed to be the person descending majestically into the wedding. Everyone looking up is expecting a young woman in white and her father, not a 30-something geek in slacks and a t-shirt.

I don’t know what the established custom is for this particular situation, but I managed a little half-hearted wave.  I’m sure the videographer cut it out of the official wedding video.

I’m just really glad that I was going to the first floor, not getting off on the second floor in the middle of everything.

I left the building through the back doors.

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Actually having shame.

Sunday, an old friend came up to town in order to go to our local comic book show. This apparently happens twice a year or so and attracts the few local comics professionals, and he wanted to get some things signed.

I’m not a big comics fan, and not a habitual con-goer, but I tagged along anyway. We collected a third friend, who’s recently gone through a major comic book burnout, on the way.

So, count so far: Three people, of whom only one actually buys comics on a regular basis.

I haven’t been to the local comic book show in quite a while – quite possibly not since 1995. The venue hasn’t changed much – it’s still a bunch of folding tables laid out in the dungeon-like basement of the local convention center, and the overall air of “please buy this crap so I don’t have to carry it home” hasn’t changed much, either. I found that I could get offered an instant discount at most tables just by picking something up, looking at it, and putting it back down.

I had to buy SOMETHING after paying seven bucks to walk in the door, and I didn’t really feel like comics shopping, so I wound up buying a couple of Monsieur Bome figures.

One I quite like:

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The Bome figures have been around for quite some while, and this “toramusume” is the second in the series. It might be a little overdone in terms of sheer number of moe fetishes, but I thought it was a really well made figure. Detailed, a neat dynamic pose, and surprisingly stable thanks to a solid base and some clever balance work.

Then there’s this:

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Misty May is Gainax’s over-the-top parody of magical girls show heroines, as seen in Otaku no Video, and since I was going on about Otaku no Video a few days ago, I felt compelled to buy this figure when I saw it.

Having brought it home and put it on the shelf, though, I’m kind of regretting that. It’s a well made figure, sure, but, well, the pose is, uh, well, I’m actually a little ashamed to have it on display. I didn’t think that possible, but apparently even I have my limits. 🙂

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I try to be smart, and am not.

So, I’m reading Tae Kim’s excellent guide to Japanese grammar, and it slaps me with an unfamiliar kanji. (誰)

I look it up. It’s the kanji for “who” (だれ)

I think to myself… I’ve never seen “だれ” written in kanji… why on earth is this guide using a kanji for something I’ve always seen in hiragana?

As an unscientific experiment, I google “だれ” and it comes back with one million, nine hundred thousand hits. Hah, I think to myself, obviously the hiragana is the right way to write this word and the guide is just being picky with using the kanji which obviously nobody in the real world ever uses.

I google “誰”

Two hundred million hits.

I’m flipping through a volume of “Honey and Clover” today, and I see “誰”, “誰”, “誰”, over and again.

So, yeah, I’m not as smart as I thought.

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It was twenty years ago today…

Eugene, OR: November 12, 1987.

A friend at school tells me about these things called “BBSes” and loans me a Vicmodem, a cassette tape of Victerm… and some phone numbers.

Up until that point, the Vic-20 I’d bought at the age of 10 had been, well, a bit of a fad, mostly used to play games off cartridge and type in short basic programs, then consigned to generally gather dust.  My interests had almost completely given over to pen and pencil RPGs, reading “Doc Savage” novels and collecting baseball cards.

My community was, well, school, and the only people I interacted with were people at the school.  The conditions of entry into high school are, well, “Be a teenager”, so you’re surrounded mostly by people your own age with similar life experiences.  You get similar inputs.  You have common experiences.  You’ll grow up at the same rate as everyone else.  You’re in a very small world.

Then I found a parallel community, full of people of all ages, races, genders, social backgrounds… nothing in common except two things:  They had all found this community, existing in parallel to THEIR little worlds, and they all wanted to talk… about technology, television, politics, religion, things they liked, things they didn’t like, lessons they’d learned in their lives, mistakes they’d made that day… the kinds of things I didn’t, as a rule, have access to in my world.

Pen & Paper RPGs, Doc Savage novels, baseball… they didn’t last very long after that.

A year later, I was volunteering at a local computer user’s group.

A year after that, while my friends were just thinking they ought to give up their paper routes and think about getting that crucial first job at McDonalds that gets you in to the real workforce… I was doing low level IT work for a local software developer.

A year after THAT, while gleefully abusing my employer’s CompuServe access… I accidentally stumbled onto something called “anime”

And four years after that, visiting an online friend at his job, I met the woman who eventually said “yes” when I asked her to marry me.

I could go on – I won’t.  I’m just going to say that, we all get opportunities in life to be happy, to grab lucky chances when they’re offered, to move our lives in a way that is satisfying.   Some of these opportunities, if we take them, open up more opportunities, and so on.

And an awful lot of the opportunities I’ve had to be happy all stem from a screeching carrier wave and stark text on a black-and-white screen…

Twenty years ago, today.

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Boxes are neat.

Just about everyone likes having a nice neat box that they can slot their DVDs into. It’s one of those near-primal urges that has driven many a fan to spend way more money than they ought to.

First you buy the DVD with the box as soon as it comes out – so you don’t miss out and NOT GET A BOX. Because that would be a travesty, see.

Then, you buy the DVDs as they come out to FILL the box, and in the end you have a nice box full of DVDs that is in so many ways more satisfying than a bunch of DVDs that don’t have a box.

Or – forgive the run-on sentence coming up here – maybe you have the box, but then you neglect to buy the DVDs as they come out and then you wind up down a few volumes and all of a sudden it’s going to cost like $120 to fill up the box and that just seems like a lot of money, so you put it off… and then the $35 thinpak edition comes out and you buy that… and then you have a single DVD sitting in a mockingly-empty box and a thinpak next to it that you’ll actually watch.

I am rather ashamed to admit that I have done that a couple of times.

Eventually I realized that it might be better if I limited my box purchases and mostly waited for thinpaks.

I was even going to do this for Haruhi, but they put out such a shiny keen box, with little magnetic doors and a slide out drawer and…

…well, I got sucked in.

But, today I bought volume 4, and so the box is completely full. I have my four DVD cases with a total of, I think, 7 DVDs. I have my mini pencilboards, my iron-ons, my “dancho” armband and Haruhiesque headband. I have the four CDs.  Granted, I’ve had all of them for months, but these ones have, uh, translated liner notes and lyrics.

I even have a couple of pillowcases.

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Now, if I only had a spare day to sit down and indulge myself in a start-to-finish rewatching of the series. 🙂

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