New year, old hobbies

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Hey, this thing still works.  Crazy!

So I’ve been playing, well, far too much EQ.  Normally I would have burned out by now, to be honest – I don’t seem to be able to stick with any MMO for more than a month or two, even if it features bunnyzerkers, and EQ doesn’t have bunnyzerkers.  In fact, it pretty much still has the same really terrible models from 2001.  They’ve added some new armor looks, which only took a decade or so, but the overall game is still downright ugly.

What’s kept me interested is running into a bunch of people who are obsessed – and any MMO lends itself to obsession – in a very particular way.  Specifically, they’re obsessed with playing through the game from the beginning, beating every encounter in era-appropriate equipment, at an appropriate level for the encounter, and only advancing to the next expansion (And Everquest has had 20 expansions, don’t forget) only when they have finished an expansion.  They are very hard core about following these rules, which is exactly the sort of environment I like being part of.

I was a pretty dedicated player up until EQ’s 10th expansion, but drifted in and out of the game afterwards.  I joined this particular bunch just as they were starting the content from the 12th expansion, got to see all of that, and we’re only a couple of encounters away from finishing the 13th expansion.

So I guess that’s still one expansion’s worth of content that I’m missing, but that was a particularly awful era for the game so I won’t feel bad about it.

One great thing about this particular sort of guild is that there’s much less drama.  Normally raiding comes with feuding over loot drops and ranting about which items you “deserved” but were cheated of and herp derp derp derp.

There’s really no point to that in a progression guild, because any of the gear we get from raids is stuff that’s been obsoleted by newer expansions.  The only reason to loot anything is because you are prohibited by rules from wearing anything newer, so you are intentionally choosing to limit yourself.  It’s amazing how much more fun this makes the game.

Things are also a little lower stress because, since this is older content, there’s more details available online about the encounters.  It’s rare that you get complete writeups, and the old truism that execution trumps strategy most definitely applies, but it’s nice to hit a stumbling block on an encounter and be able to look up how other people did it six years ago while it was current content.

So that’s most of what I’ve been up to.  Playing an MMO with extensive house rules designed to make it harder for ourselves.

I’ve started being able to break away a little bit since I’m doing the office Biggest Loser competition again.  I won last year by dropping from 240 to 195, and then down again to roughly 180 by myself after the competition ended.  189 is the break-even point for a “normal” weight for my height, as an aside.

In September, I made a intentional decision to not worry about what I was eating until after the holidays, so I went back up to 195.  Not too bad – I’m not growing out of any clothes – but I’d like to get back down to 180 and the structure of the competition helps with that.

This means that I’m spending a fair bit of time on the exercise bike, which gets me away from the computer, and I’m using this as an excuse to catch up on some anime from the last couple of years.  Right now I’m watching Beyond the Barrier, charitably described as Yet Another High Schoolers Fighting Supernatural Beasties anime, and I’m finding it to be surprisingly fresh despite all the baggage you’d expect to come with a show in that genre.  There’s no “perfectly normal Japanese schoolgirl accidentally stumbles into a mysterious supernatural world” about it – all of the characters are, well, they’re entirely aware of the existence of the supernatural world and the associated beasties and having a massive chewbacca-looking thing run through the halls of your high school is Just Another Tuesday And We’d Best Get On Killing That Now So We Can Get Back To Math Class sort of event.  The majority of their classmates are blissfully unaware of the supernatural and that’s OK because we don’t really need to know much about them.

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Me and the RNG

One of the things about playing EQ again after several expansions’ worth of mudflation is that old raid targets are just begging to be slapped around to gear up low level alts, and being on a low population server means that many of the non-instanced ones are actually not too hard to catch up.

So, since I’ve discovered that I can clear Plane of Time, and kill anything in Qvic and Txevu (barring the charm ikaav, because unresistable charm can die in a fire) and even much of Tacvi, I’ve been gearing up a 65 paladin so I can hang out in older zones for the sake of nostalgia.

This has been going very well in all aspects, except for getting a bloody 1-hander for when I want to go sword and board.

My record so far:
Tallon Zek (25% drop rate): 3 kills, 0 Hopebringers.
Zun’Muram Tkarish Zyk (20% drop rate): 3 kills, 0 Longswords of Execration.
Iqthinxa Karnkvi (17% drop rate): 5 kills, 0 Glowing Hammers of Disdain.
Krziik the Mighty (9% drop rate): 2 kills, 0 Gem-Encrusted Axes

Obviously I’m trying to get some rarer drops here, but you’d think that I would have seen ONE knight 1-hander by now. My only conclusion is that the RNG has developed sentience and a personal dislike for me and paladin alts in general.

As an aside, this,has really driven home to me just how badly group weapon ratios were allowed to stagnate. The worst of these – yes, admittedly raid-content – weapons is superior to anything that can be gotten with a group, up to and including Secrets of Faydwer (9 expansions later), which had the last knight 1-hander usable by a level 65.

Followup:  One more Kriziik down with no luck but a fourth Tallon Zek kill netted me a Hopebringer.  I can leave the raid mobs alone for a while. 🙂

 

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TWO DAYS

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King of Maids

I have played a few more games of Tanto Cuore since my initial foray into the tutorial and I think that I’m starting to get the hang of things.

The trick seems to be to get 4 “love” built up as quickly as possible, at which point you can buy Genevieve Daubigny, a maid who gives you one more love, one more card draw, and – most importantly – one more turn every time she’s played. I have built some truly epic Genevieve chains – once you get one into your deck, it’s very easy to get a second and third and so on. The only nod to balance with Genevieve is that she doesn’t count towards your ending score.

Speaking of scores, which is a pretty awkward segue I admit, I was puzzled for a while by not being able to see the scores of the other players until the end of the match. I eventually figured it out, however – pretty much any player can make the end of match condition happen after about turn 15, so being able to see everyone else’s score would eliminate the need to hesitate before actually pushing the button on this- you need to hold off until you’re pretty sure you have the upper hand.

That was not an intentional card game pun.

Even though I’m having fun with it, I have to admit that it has one foot firmly planted on the bad side of the creepy line. There is a game mechanic described as “chambermaiding”, which essentially removes a card from active play and puts it into a stack from which it only contributes points to your eventual score.

This is not the creepy bit.

The creepy bit is that it comes with a sound effect of a door being closed and locked, and I can’t help but find this just a little disturbing.

Anyway, I will close this post with evidence of my stature as King Of Maids, a position that I suspect will rapidly evaporate should I ever have the temerity to try playing the game on “Normal” difficulty as opposed to easy.

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Maid Pun Here

I had a bit of a Magic: The Gathering habit in the late 90s. Fortunately, I burned out before I went ENTIRELY insane, but it takes very little effort to recall the little hit of euphoria that came with buying some new booster packs, the crinkle and smooth tearing of the metallic foil wrapper, the smell of new cards freed from their wrapper, the hopes that this might be The Pack, the one with The Card that will make your deck into An Unstoppable Juggernaut…

…ahem.

Anyway, it’s a good thing that I have COMPLETELY KICKED THE HABIT and am in NO WAY CONCERNED ABOUT A RELAPSE, because the iOS App Store is full of collectable card games, most of which sell themselves rather heavily on cards featuring Cute Girls in Improbable Fantasy Outfits or Unlikely Pirate Costumes, or Manly Men with Massive Shoulderpads on their Improbable Fantasy Armor, and so forth.

As an ENTIRELY RECOVERED FORMER FAN of the genre, I know how fatal the siren’s call of the in-app purchase button would be in these things, and I have stayed far away from them.

I was, however, recently convinced to download Playdek’s “Tanto Cuore” (apparently, if I am to believe the in-game help, Italian for “Much Heart”), a card game that is, as far as I have been able to tell, entirely paid for with your initial $2.99 outlay and which does not feature any in-app purchases at all.

Wow, I can’t even graph that last sentence. Is that two subordinate clauses or three? Should “apparently” be capitalized?

Anyway, it’s a card game where you play some sort of landed gentry type who is competing with another landed gentry type to build a better maid collection. This is not creepy at all.

OK, yes. Creepy. Because Japan, that’s why.

I haven’t played much more than the tutorial, but it seems a pretty basic affair involving collecting resources to hire maids who can be played to gather more resources which are used to hire more maids and on and on. Some of them have special abilities, some give you extra turns, etc.

There’s no direct conflict between you and your opponent. You can occasionally play a penalty card against his maid army, which has to be removed either by spending resources or by using a special ability, but that’s about it. It’s all about hiring the most and the best maids until the employable candidates are depleted enough for the game to announce that the match is over and one of you has won.

There’s a physical version which seems to cost about forty bucks, and two expansions to that which are both in the $40-$50 range, so three bucks for a virtual version is pretty hard to complain about. I expect that, if it does well, they’ll put out the two expansions.

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You know you’ve lived with cats too long when…

…you look down at your forearm while typing and realize that you have eight separate scratches and puncture marks that you can’t exactly place the origin of, but you have a vague memory of one of your cats rabbit-kicking your hand in a way that seemed adorable at the time.

No photo of the arm in question because (a) it’s actually a little scary looking and (b) I have freaky skinny forearms.

Can I interest you in a photo of the cats instead? The serial killer in question is on the right.

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It’s Like Raaaaaiiin on Your Wedding Day…

I just found out that Amazon has started a service where you can get Kindle versions of physical books you’ve bought in the past, and this was an announcement of great interest to me as I have purchased many physical books from them in the past and would rather not have to keep them around if an alternative was available.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make a run-on sentence.

Anyway, I logged into my Amazon account with a fantasy of dozens of new eBooks just waiting to be downloaded to a waiting Kindle.

The reality was a little more ironic.

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I was clean for three years, man!

Discovered last month that you can play EverQuest for free on the test server, which includes permanent double XP and all expansions. Also found a sympathetic GM to restore the character I’d deleted in 2010.

If you need me, I can be found slowly fusing with the chair in my home office. I’ll probably get up when I hit level 100. I hope that I’ll still have cats, a wife, and a job at that point.

I believe this falls under “FML” but to be honest I am easily confused by the way people talk these days.

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A Tale of Two Titles

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I can’t think of a more disparate pairing of logos.

I finished Kingdom Hearts II on Friday, and I am glad that I finally admitted that I was never going to play Chain of Memories and got on with the series.  I’ve heard that if you DO play Chain of Memories, the stuff in KH2 makes a lot more sense, but I was able to piece together enough of the story to get what was going on.

I felt like the Disney fan-service parts of the story definitely took second fiddle to the new elements of the story, because they had a LOT of new mythology to introduce.  It kind of feels like Square-Enix wrapped up the first game not really expecting too much from it, saw the sales numbers, and decided that the best way to milk their new cash cow was to retcon in a massive and convoluted backstory with all sorts of hooks for sequels and spin-offs and so on and so forth and you wind up with The Little Mermaid being reduced to a rhythm game section so they can get in more Questionable Male Bonding.

That shouldn’t be taken as a bad thing, really.  The whole crazy Organization XIII / Nobodies / Ansem / the Real Ansem / The Fake Ansem / The Other Fake Ansem / What the Heck Is Going On actually started to make sense after a while, and I am cheerfully going to start Birth by Sleep next. Depending on how that goes, I may even try some of the DS titles.  Just nothing card-based ever again.

When I started KH2, I was forewarned that I’d be playing as “The Other Guy” for some time before stepping back into Sora’s improbably-sized shoes, and I’m glad for the warning.  I actually found myself quite enjoying the Roxxas part of the story and was a bit disappointed when it ended – if I’d gone into it cold, I probably would have spent the entire time wondering what the heck happened after KH1 and what I was doing running around Twilight Town.

Overall, I think KH1 was the better game, but KH2 opened the way to a bunch of different possibilities for the universe, added some new worlds and was plenty fun in its own right.  I have lots of hate for one or two of the boss fights, but running around the Tron level a few times made up for them.

I needed something a little less cute afterwards, however, and that lead me to the C section of my Steam Library.

Somehow, I’ve wound up with a set of Every Dang Call of Duty Game, even though I’ve only ever played numbers 2, 4, and 5 in the series.  I have considered, occasionally, starting from scratch, but that kind of fizzled about 20 minutes into CoD 1.

OK, so I guess I’ve played 20 minutes of 1 and then 2, 4, and 5.  The next logical thing to do would be to start #6 (Modern Warfare 2).

I’m not always logical, and I wanted to see if I could find something that would actually let my gaming PC stretch its legs, so I skipped ahead to Call of Duty: Black Ops II, which I’m pretty sure is just Call of Duty 9: This Time, You Shoot Stuff In The Future.

I’m embarrassed to say that I’m really enjoying it.  It’s the ultimate in dudebro gaming, and I should feel really guilty about spending my evening playing this instead of something from the artsy indie section of my Steam library, but sometimes it just feels good to make things blow up.

I did run into a crashing bug at the end of the third level, which is apparently caused by having too many Steam friends, and which had the vexing side effect of making me start the entire level over from scratch three times.  How that got through QA, I won’t try to understand, but trimming out some friends who hadn’t logged on to Steam in ages made it so that I could get past the sticky bit.

 

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Steam Sharing

I think I’ve identified the demographic that Valve’s new Family Sharing feature is aimed at, and it’s basically, well, gamers who spread themselves thin across multiple consoles and who may have some PC games in Desura and some others in Origin and who have a habit of occasionally getting hooked on MMORPGs and who in general may go months at a time without launching a single one of the hundreds of Steam games on their account.

So, uh, me. And probably some other people because I’m sure that I’m not the only person as pathetic.

Basically, the new Steam feature is going to let me let friends have a crack at my Steam gamebank during the times when I’m, oh, playing through 8-year-old PS2 action RPGs like I am right now. It won’t be any use during periods where I’m back-to-back playing Tomb Raider and Bioshock Infinite, like I did a few weeks back, but that’s pretty uncommon.

So, nice feature for a rather specific demographic, but still a nice feature.

On another topic, I think I’m about 70% through Kingdom Hearts II and it’s really ramped up now that I’m past the halfway mark. I’m not really even trying any of the optional stuff – I will be very comfortable just to get through the main story.

The highlight so far, really, has been the Tron world. I can’t think of a setting better calculated to reach into the heart of a young geek of the 80s and give it a nice firm squeeze.

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