5 years sitting unplayed wasn’t enough?

The last time I set out to finish a game, I made a nice list of Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube games that needed playing – and then threw it out the window and put Shenmue in the Dreamcast.

This time I went back a little further.

Let’s talk about 1998, and more specifically let’s talk about the demise of the Sega Saturn – well, at least in the US.

After 3 years of making one management mistake after another, the powers that were at Sega of America gave the few remaining fans a hell of a breakup present – four last US game releases. Burning Rangers, House of the Dead, Shining Force III, and…

Panzer Dragoon Saga.

Problem is, they made, roughly, 3 copies of each game.

That is a slight exaggeration. Wikipedia claims that a total of 30,000 copies of Panzer Dragoon Saga were produced for the North American market, and who am I to doubt their word?

3 copies or 30000, the games were not easy to find. I got lucky on Shining Force III – when I reserved it, I paid the full price up-front, and as a result the store I bought it from gave me one of the TWO copies they got in to cover something like 70 pre-orders. I played quite a bit of that but never completed it. Eventually I will forget how horrible the English dubbing was and go back to it. Eventually.

Burning Rangers I couldn’t find at all. I did eventually chance into a used copy in a game store in Tigard – $12.95, complete. One of these days IT will get played, but I’ve only had it for six years and that’s hardly any time at all, right?

With Panzer Dragoon Saga, it worked a little differently. First there was the sadness of not getting my pre-order. I didn’t pay in full that time, or it didn’t help, or something. I forget.

Then there was the mad calling around to mail order places. The only place that had it in stock refused to ship it to me because I wanted it shipped to me at work and they’d only ship to the address on the credit card statement… also they wanted $75 + shipping.

Then there was the pure dumb luck of walking into a game store in Monterey Park and seeing it on the wall, one copy, list price.

It went proudly home with me and got played up to the VERY FIRST SAVE POINT and then abandoned. For nine years I have been quite smug in the knowledge that I owned Panzer Dragoon Saga, and could play it whenever I wanted to, honest, this year for sure.

I’m quite impressed with the Saturn backup memory cartridge, by the way, that save from nine years ago was still on there.

I’ve heard complaints that it’s too short – and yes, it’s pretty short. Even with quite a bit of wandering around, I still finished it in under 18 hours played. If it had been a “EPIC 80 hours of grinding gameplay!” game, it wouldn’t have been finished at all, so let’s hear it for short RPGs.

It is also a horrifically ugly game whenever you are not on a dragon or watching a cutscene. Fortunately most of the game revolves around you riding a dragon around and occasionally watching cutscenes and you are quite rarely on foot. Even when you are on foot and trying to decide which blob is you and which is, say, a door, it still wins out in the audio category – full voice acting (subtitled! not dubbed!) and some gorgeous music.

I don’t think… actually I know for a fact that this is not the oldest unfinished game on my shelf, even limiting that to categories of games I’m capable of finishing (not shooters, for a start). I’m not going to ponder that too deeply right now, I’m happy with finally having seen it and understanding why so many people have said nice things about it.

(Yes, I have the US release of Rayearth as well. I might say unkind things about Working Designs and their definitions of “ship dates” at this point but they’re dead and gone and why beat them up any more?)

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Wii get!

This morning’s weight: 196.4, for anyone who cares to watch me count down.

Today was a rather nice day, too nice to stay indoors, so I elected to get out and get some sunshine in.

OK, I lie, there was more to it than that. While trying to decide which game to finish next a few days ago, I found out that one developer (Smilebit) was responsible for two games I quite enjoy – Panzer Dragoon Orta and Jet Set Radio – and that this developer had done a third game for Sega before ceasing to exist. Furthermore, this last game – Gunvalkyrie – was available for the princely sum of $4.99 from your average used video game merchant.

There is a used video game merchant of the EBgames variety 4.1 miles away from here.

I figured, I’ll walk down to this merchant, purchase me a copy of this fine game should they have it, and get a decent walk out of the day.

Note: I am aware that this game has a reputation for having one of the worst controls schemes on record and as a result a difficulty curve that will break me should I ever try to finish it. It’s a shooter. I don’t finish shooters anyway.

I walk to EBgames. Along the way I stop and buy sunscreen and apply it because I’m realizing that after a winter without much sun I am pasty white and would rather not be unemployed AND sunburned.

In EBgames, I find Gunvalkryie, used of course but with a manual. I even have their discount card, so I will save 50 whole cents on the deal. I just get the card because it comes with a subscription to Game Informer, but sometimes I actually make a used purchase.

While I am puttering around in the bargain bin thinking things like “should I buy Sudeki for $4.99? It got a lot of press and all. Also, Maxim gave it five stars, it says right on the cover!”, the UPS delivery comes.

I hear the manager ask his register monkey who’s checking the contents of the order, “Did we get six Wiis?”

The monkey responds “No, they sent us nine.”

Now, the point of this isn’t to say, what a good day it is to be this EBgames and actually get more consoles in your shipment than you expected, it is rather to say that a shipping container full of Wiis had just been delivered to the store I was standing in.

I have tried to be strong about the whole thing in the past. It’s a system from Nintendo, I rationalize. It’s going to have lots of strong first party titles and not much else.

Then they announced a NiGHTS sequel for the thing, and my objections drifted away like… uh, something that drifts pretty easily. I’m not good with simile.

I purchased one. It went directly from its shipping container to a bag on the counter in front of me.

At that point, I realized that I was 4.1 miles from home with a new game console to lug home. On foot.

At least it wasn’t an Xbox. I don’t have a lot of back problems anymore, but I think carrying one of those for four miles would break me.

I made it home. My legs are killing me and I’m maybe just a little sunburned, but I have a feeling of triumph about me.

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Of shame and…

I have been pleased with myself – positively giddy, in fact – after finishing Battlefront II and Geist earlier this week.

Since I have some unexpected time off work, I decided to go for three, and started flipping through games to decide what was next up.

My criteria were this:

1) No RPGs. I can’t take 40 hours of grinding experience while some spiky-haired amnesiac comes to terms with his destiny.

2) No shooters. I would really love to see the end of Ikaruga or R-Type Final one of these days. This isn’t likely because I am horrible bad no good at all when it comes to shooters, and in fact it would be lovely if game publishers would just produce priced down versions of their shooters that include the first two end of level bosses and about the first half of level three, because that is about where I stop playing every shooter I own.

3) Something I can talk about without feeling too sheepish. For example… I own and have actually finished “Disney’s The Little Mermaid” for the NES. This is likely my only public acknowledgment of this fact. I am not calling it a major achievement. I have also finished “Let’s Meow Meow” and… let’s just stop right there. I think you may get my point.

4) It had to be a game that, while it may not have been the greatest commercial success, it was at least a critical success, one of those titles that reviewers always bring up when they want to feel a little superior. In short, a community experience as well as an entertainment experience.

With those in mind, I threw together a quick list of games we own that met the requirements.

I came up with:

Beyond Good and Evil

Psychonauts

ICO

Shadow of the Colossus

Killer 7

Okami

…and of those, Beyond Good and Evil seemed like a pretty good pick. We have it for the Xbox, but I wasn’t sure if it would work on the 360, so I threw some search terms into google looking for an answer. (To avoid any suspense on this particular question: It doesn’t as of the Dec 2006 update)

One of the results returned was a series of articles from Destructoid.com, one of which is about Beyond Good and Evil:

Another of the articles mentioned Panzer Dragoon Orta, which should have been on the first list but failed due to the no shooters rule, and yet another article mentioned Shenmue II for the Xbox.

Shenmue II I own. Not the Xbox version, but the Dreamcast version, which is why it didn’t make the list – Dreamcast games are shelved separately and I had forgotten to look at that shelf. “Come to think of it”, I thought to myself, “I own the first Shenmue as well and can’t remember how far I’ve played it.”

I went to the Dreamcast games. I looked through them. I found:

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Yes, that is my shame. Yu Suzuki’s epic, revolutionary, (insert more adjectives) re-imaging of the RPG and Adventure genres…

…still shrink-wrapped and proudly displaying its price sticker from 2002.

At this point I would like to apologize to my parents for having grown up such an unworthy son.

I pride myself in my unreasoning devotion to Sega’s line of consoles. My first console to pull me away from the world of PC games and into a life of poverty was a Genesis. I bought a Saturn in April of 1995 with Panzer Dragoon and an extra controller and blew nearly $600 on the combination and don’t think it was money poorly spent at all. I even own two Dreamcasts, because I just couldn’t WAIT for the US release and HAD to have the Japanese model a few months early…

And even with this, I’d never played Shenmue.

And now I have. And it was good. I have only one small quibble, and I pray I will be forgiven for it.

I have heard many people talk about the glories of Shenmue. They mention the plot, the characterization, the drama, the beautiful artistic style and the way it pushes the Dreamcast hardware to its limits. These things are all there.

Nobody ever

ever

EVER mentions the five hours of forklifting.

And even though I actually had a lot of fun zipping around Yokosuka harbor making my crate quotas and occasionally being waylaid by goons, after the first three hours of forklifting I couldn’t help letting just a little frustration into my heart.

Please forgive me, Yu.

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One Vista upgrade down…

No, I wasn’t silly enough to actually INSTALL it yet, but Moduslink did actually manage to ship me out one copy of Vista Business to upgrade the generic Windows XP Professional that I bought with the new machine I assembled in February.  They still haven’t managed to ship out my Acer laptop’s upgrade yet, though.

So,  50% competence on their part.  You go, guys!

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Fooooood

First: I’m still under 200. This is a miracle, because this weekend was a virtual debauchery of non-approved meals.

Friday: OK, Friday wasn’t that bad. We went to Stanford’s and I had their Veggie burger with asparagus. I’m always tempted to tell them to add bacon to the veggie burger and see what kind of a look it would get me from the waiter.

Saturday… Saturday, we had a friend over and we decided he needed to go to Calamity Jane’s.

Calamity Jane’s is… well, it’s not a LOCAL burger joint, it’s in Dundee which is a good 20 minute drive, but it is a burger joint with some style.

Its menu includes “Pizzaburgers”, and, if you’re a guy, you should start drooling just at the word.

They take a hamburger – 1/3rd, 2/3rds, or 1 full pound of burger – put a layer of pizza sauce on it, put cheese on that, and then add pizza toppings.

The one I got was pepperoni, canadian bacon, olives, mushrooms, pineapple, onions, sausage, and… oh, right, there was also a burger patty in it somewhere.

It was Love on a Bun.

They have a full lineup of custom burgers, if you’re not in the mood for a pizzaburger. Some of them are very odd… the George Washington, for example, is a burger with Sour Cream and cherry pie filling.

Sunday morning was brunch at Mother’s Bistro in downtown Portland, my first visit there. It’s unfortunately a good restaurant that everyone knows about, as opposed to a good restaurant that’s a secret known only to a few… so it was pretty crowded. Fortunately, the organizers of Sunday’s outing got us a reservation, and Mother’s was able to squeeze the 11 of us in.

Their “schtick” seems to be comfort food for the most part, with a notable menu item being the Mac and Cheese du jour… Sunday’s was Southwestern Mac and Cheese, which was basically mac and cheese with your normal tex-mex flavors added… guacamole, jack cheese, that sort of thing. Although I went with a less interesting (but still quite good, and very filling to the point of being slightly uncomfortable) plate of blueberry pancakes and apple-pork sausage, it did make me want to stop in again just to see what kinds they make other days of the week.

Sunday evening we went to Zao Noodle Bar and I had their Curry Vegetables – one massive bowl of noodles, veggies, and curry. Their menu is a little sparse for me but they make a fine dish of carbohydrates. I was really astonished to hit the scale on Monday morning and see that 199.x 🙂

Now back to being a good boy again, I have to get back to the push for 189.

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So, what, am I still employed?

Being a contractor has some advantages.  You get paid hourly, and usually make more per hour than your Full-time cubicle neighbor.  You usually don’t get grief for sick days or vacation because, well, they don’t have to pay you for them, and when you work overtime, you actually get paid for it.  It’s a great equation : hours at desk = money in bank.

It does have some down sides.  For one – lack of paid vacation or sick time does show up pretty prominently if you’re not at that desk.  For another, even though it’s fairly rare, you do meet the occasional person who thinks of contractors as second class citizens.

I’ve been told to take a week off and that, in a week, they may or may not know whether they want me back.   It all depends on the budget; we’re losing a large chunk of ours and we’re not sure there’s space left in the remaining budget to support me.

I suppose I should be grateful for the “we might want you back” aspect of the thing, but on the other hand it’s really frustrating to be sitting at home trying to decide if I should be filing for unemployment or not.

I’m also not sure if this is just an attempt to get me to leave without being told to.  My boss seems to have an issue with employee dismissals – she prefers to be elsewhere when they happen.  She was “out of town” Friday, much like she was “out of town” the last time someone got a call from an HR person telling them, thanks, but don’t come in anymore.

grouse, grouse, rant, rant

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…but the stars have to align just so…

All my griping about not finishing games has had a productive side!

Saturday a friend came over and we finally finished Battlefront II in co-op mode. We’ve been playing through this game for several months now, doing a level or two every few weeks.

We’ve been at this long enough that we played up through the Tantive IV mission on my Xbox, then my wife and I bought an Xbox 360, then I played it through in single player mode again on the 360 so we could finish off the last couple of missions cooperatively on the new system with all the little graphical tweaks it adds. It is a better looking game when played on the 360, so I have to give Microsoft some credit there, and it was fun enough to play through basically twice, so Pandemic gets a big thumbs up for a fine experience.

That was one down.

Then I finally finished Geist this evening – the most workout our Gamecube has had in quite some time. It’s a nine “chapter” game and I went through chapters four through nine over the course of about twelve hours.

I could see being pretty disappointed with the length of it if I was a more hardcore type or if I’d paid $50 for it, but paying $9.99 for it AND actually finishing a game? I’m pretty happy with that combination. I missed a bunch of collectibles that I suppose I could go back for on a second round if I wanted to get more value for money, but those are mostly to unlock options for the multiplayer mode and I don’t see ever sitting down for a rousing four player game of Geist deathmatch.

If you a) have a Gamecube or wii and b) don’t already own Geist and c) can find it for a reasonable price, I think it’s worth the time invested. It’s a good mix of adventure style puzzle solving and FPS… though the last couple of levels do seem to focus a little heavily on the shootin’ side of things.

I’m almost inspired to sit down, take another game that hasn’t seen much love off the shelf, and try for 3 in a week… but that’s just plain madness.

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I’ve done… questionable things.

And I got to make up for a couple of them over the course of the last few days.

Short version:  My angering of the Apple gods resulted in me having to re-rip an awful lot of CDs.  For most of them, thankfully, this was easy enough – open CD-ROM drive, put in CD, push button, it looks up tracks, rips CD, ejects tray for next CD.

Then it got tricky.  I have quite a few CDs for which there are no track listings… or for which there were no track listings when I originally ripped them.  I’d like to say that I’ve always been careful about how I entered data for CDs, but that wouldn’t be true.  There have been a few CDs I’ve entered the track names for as follows:

Fushigi Yuugi Singles Collection Track 01

Fushigi Yuugi Singles Collection Track 02

…and so on…  which is absolutely useless information but at the time I just wanted to get them ripped and I couldn’t read the track names anyway.  And these got uploaded to whatever database Windows Media Player uses.

So, as I was re-ripping CDs, occasionally one of my old “Track 01” style entries would pop up as I put in a CD, and this time I took the effort to go and look up real track names.  Hopefully they’ll overwrite my old nasty entries, so the next time some poor schlub puts one of these discs in their PC they’ll get… well, they’ll get some track names.

I’ve done my part for world peace.

As an aside, I’d like to go through the CDs for Saturn, SegaCD, Playstation and TurboDuo games next… lots of them included CD-audio tracks of the game music, and some of them had quite good music.  That won’t happen any time real soon, though.  Something for the to do list.

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And another bit about school…

Classes done and pulled out a pair of As.  Books cheerfully sold back, and $150 worth of books bought for next term.  Also 8 credits @ $67 each + $20 a class “online fee”…  And I know full well I’m still sitting in the cheap seats.  The real pain comes after I finish up the Oregon transfer degree and start working on the real degree.

One of the books for next term is “1984”.  I read this in 1984.  Most of my classmates for next term probably weren’t born then.

I’m really glad it’s an online course, I feel old enough.

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My cdjapan order came in…

I got my “Linda, Linda” single, and the Honey and Clover Complete Best album and uh…

Seven Haruhi character singles.  I happen to know there are people with much worse obsessions.

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