I don’t THINK this was intentional

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In the last post, I not-so-humbly bragged about beating every Ys Origin boss on the first try.  That did not hold up – even excluding the boss you’re SUPPOSED to lose to, I took a few dirt naps before the end credits rolled.  Most of them were resolved by following the time-honored method of backing off and grinding up a couple of levels, fortunately, so I never had to git gud.

I really can’t recommend this game enough if you’re a fan of action RPGs.  It pretty much requires you to have played the first Ys game, of course, just so you get all of the cool things that they slip in, so that’s not a small time commitment.  Figure probably 25 hours?  What were you going to do with those heartbeats, anyway, watch TV?

Anyway, after finishing Ys Origin, my plan was to work on the bits of my backlog that require me to hold on to very specific bits of hardware.  For example, I have, like, one Dreamcast game, and a couple of GBA games, and a Wonderswan game, and I’m holding on to all of the necessary consoles and accessories for these when I could really use the closet space back.  Instead, I played through a quite good bullet-hell shooter called Crimzon Clover: WORLD IGNITION, tried a couple of indie Japanese shooters from the eXceed series that didn’t manage to grab me, and then was reading older blog posts (and finding an embarrassing number of typos) when I hit this one and realized that I had been all happy about being able to BUY the Batman: Arkham Origins DLC but had not actually, you know, played it yet.

I was not, for the record, looking for games with “Origin” in the name.

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So, with Arkham Origins being all about Bruce starting out in the Bat-Business and meeting many of his Bat-Villains for the first Bat-Time, first Bat-Channel, it’s probably no shock to anyone that an expansion called Cold, Cold Heart is all about Mr. Freeze, the most sympathetic member of the Bat-Rogue’s-Gallery.

I say that based almost entirely upon the character’s portrayal in the 90s animated series, but since the 90s animated series was the best version of Batman ever created I’ve never felt the need to explore if there is an alternate version of the Bat-Mythos in which Mr. Freeze is a total jerk.

I guess there could be.

Anyway, I played through Arkham Origins last February and was quite giddy about “getting” the signature Arkham combat at the time.

Going back to it, eleven months later, all of that muscle memory was gone and the giddiness faded rather quickly.  The DLC assumes that you are playing it immediately after finishing the main game and that you have all of your gadgets, upgrades, etc, so it’s not shy about throwing some very nasty fights at you pretty much from the get-go.  I was very grateful that I could use the practice arena in the Batcave to remember a little bit about how the combat system works, which sorts of enemies could just be punched into submission and which needed to be countered or stunned first, etc.  This makes it very hard to recommend in a vacuum, so the question becomes “have you played Arkham Origins and want more of it, do you not mind another retelling of how Victor Fries became a super villain, and do you have a few bucks?”

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The Only Hit Point That Matters

So, as I mentioned earlier, I’m following up Ys: The Oath in Felghana with Ys: Origin, a game set 700 years before the first Ys game.

I’ve only played about three hours, which has been enough to get past the fourth boss.  Plenty to go.  It doesn’t seem quite as obtuse as the older games, which is probably a mark of change in game design in the mid 2000s.  It also gets serious marks for giving you a choice between two characters at the start – one melee, one magical – and having the axe-wielding spinning-death-ball-of-doom being a cute girl with braids.

One guess which I started with.

Anyway, it doesn’t diverge too much from the Ys pattern in some ways.  Charge through a dungeon maniacally destroying weak monsters, find a save point directly in front of an ominous door, save, walk through the door, meet a boss…

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…LOSE to the boss, back off a bit and grind some, come back and beat it down.

The bosses in Ys: Origin are really involved affairs, with lots of stages and special attacks thrown at you, and I suspect the designers had a lot of fun with them.  I’ve certainly had fun figuring them out, aided somewhat by the general principle of “there’s a glowing spot.  I should probably try to hit it” even though the glowing spot is sometimes out of reach and involves, say, knocking the boss to its knees and platforming up its body to reach said glowing bit and poke it a few times.  Thankfully they are fairly slow paced, giving you lots of time to think, and I am happy to report that I have not yet lost a boss fight.

That isn’t to say I haven’t had at least one close call:

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The “1/106” in the bottom left represents my current hit points.  The glowing explosion thing represents the other guy dying instead of me.

Life is good.

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Ys-y Like Sunday Morning

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So, my third Ys game down in the last few days, leaving only the prequel “Ys: Origin” sitting in my Steam library.  I’m honestly not sure where that one is intended to be played, but I’ll be playing that one next regardless – while “The Oath in Felghana” is a modernized version of Ys III and is a natural follow-up to Ys Chronicles, the series gets weird after its third entry. There were “Ys IV” games for both the Super Famicom and the PC Engine, but neither is considered the “real” Ys IV.  As best I can tell, the first canonical “Ys IV” wasn’t released until 2012 and is thus far a Vita-only game.  Lacking the ability to make sense of this, going back to the past sounds just fine. 

Anyway, setting timeline confusion aside, The Oath in Felghana is a pretty neat game and a bit less doom and gloom than the first two. There’s still a Big Bad, of course, but the story is much more personal and revolves around friendships and family. It’s definitely best played with a FAQ handy, particularly if you care about achievements at all, because it revels in giving you new abilities and making you backtrack to early dungeons where those abilities are needed to find secrets, but once you accept that – and it is a bitter pill to swallow, I will concede – you are looking at a good dozen hours of action-RPG goodness taken straight from the glory days of the genre.  The “bump combat” from Ys I and II, nostalgic as it may have been, gets completely tossed out for a control scheme with melee, spell, and jump buttons, and Adol’s move repertoire gets expanded to include jumps, double jumps, double jumps combined with using wind magic for just a little extra lift, tricky platforming bits, slippery annoying sliding bits… it’s a much more active game.

Also it naturally has amazing music because every Ys game has had amazing music.

Apart from regularly needing to run back to a FAQ to find hidden areas, I have only one tiny quibble with the game.  You’re given the ability to fast travel about halfway through the game, and that’s great because it makes the backtracking much less vexing.  HOWEVER, and this is a big however, you are not given the ability until after a particular boss fight that takes place in an area which you are trapped in until you defeat the boss.

Also the monsters in this area are pretty low level, and if you are having trouble beating the boss and want to grind up a couple of levels to make it easier, it takes a LOT of grinding.  I got stuck here for about an hour beating up stuff that presented precisely zero challenge, and it made it so that getting past the boss didn’t give that, well, you probably know the feeling of FINALLY getting some bastich dead, right?  Super satisfying?  This didn’t have that.

So: If you are a fan of old-school console-style RPGs, consider this one wholeheartedly recommended.  Just, when you get to the lava level?  Don’t let it get to you.  🙂

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Product Placements, Perplexing

So, my wife and I sat down yesterday and did a movie exchange. This is where you both pick a movie that the other person really ought to see for some reason and then you watch them both so you can, you know, talk about them or other normal human stuff. 

In what was possibly the least-balanced exchange of movies EVER, she picked “The Martian” because it was an excellent movie that I hadn’t seen, and I made her suffer through three hours of the “Ultimate” edition of Batman vs. Superman because I’m an awful human being. Also I’d seen it in the theaters and was desperately curious to know whether the extended version has fixed any of its flaws. 

(In my opinion: yes. It takes it from about a 2/10 movie to about a 4/10. They couldn’t work miracles.)

That is not, however, the point. The point is, when you’re watching a movie for the second time and you know it’s going to be pain, your mind will seize on little details to distract you, and for some reason mine decided to pay attention to product placement. There is a LOT of it in this movie, right down to a conspicuous highlighting of the logo on the handgun that is being used to shoot Martha Wayne in the face.

What was weird, though, was how many Nokia Windows phones and tablets were used in the movie, with absolutely NO close-ups or casually highlighted logos. Characters holding phones – notably, Lois – are using what I’m pretty sure are Nokia 521s, the Daily Planet apparently uses Nokia 2520 Windows RT tablets, and I recognize these things only because I’m a colossal nerd who really liked his Lumia 920. 

Microsoft is not normally subtle with the “we are paying you to have this in the show/movie, you will have one of the characters say ‘let me bing that’ at least once”, so I’m half wondering if the production company couldn’t get either Apple or Samsung to sign off on a deal and, in exasperation, sent an intern down to the nearest strip-mall cell phone store with instructions to bring back some stuff that nobody would recognize. 

I could research this more but I would be forced to watch the movie again and I’m not ready for that just now. 

PS: “The Martian” was super good and you should watch it if you haven’t already. I’m usually way behind the times on finding out about good movies, so I’m guessing this is news to basically nobody. 

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On Surface Gaming

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So, I mentioned that I was playing Ys: The Oath in Felghana on a Surface 3 in my last entry, and I thought I’d talk about that because it’s one of the more interesting pieces of hardware I’ve owned in a very long time.

If you remember, the first couple of Surfaces came in “Pro” models, those being the models you would actually want to own as they had real Windows and x86 processors, and “RT” models, those being the models that ran weird ARM processors and couldn’t run normal Windows applications.  These were widely reviled and Microsoft didn’t bother to make a Surface RT 3 when they released the Surface 3 Pro.

That left them without a budget Surface, however, so they released the Surface 3 a little later.  If you look strictly at the specs, it’s nothing amazing – it has an Atom processor, albeit a quad-core version, a 10″ 1920×1280 screen with a weird 3:2 aspect ratio, and either 2GB RAM/64GB SSD or 4GB RAM/128GB SSD.

The big things going for it, really, are that screen, because it is exceptionally bright and sharp, and an overall feel of quality construction.  Mice aside, Microsoft has never been a company I’ve thought of as making particularly enticing hardware, and I have to give them credit for making something that – while a budget model – doesn’t FEEL cheap.

Anyway, so you have this weird little stop-gap Surface, and it’s $600 for the version anyone wants (4GB/128GB), and it was actually reviewed pretty well in comparison to the iPad Air 2 which was its main competitor… but then they decided to get out of the budget tablet market and focus on the Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book, both of which are admittedly stunning but also a bit higher end.

And it just happened that my wife and I were walking past the Microsoft store at a nearby mall, on my birthday, on a day when they were running, essentially, a PLEASE BUY THESE sale.  That $600 Surface was priced down to $400, with the dock included free of charge, and a further educational discount thanks to my wife having her college ID handy… and things happened and I had a new gadget that I assumed would be good for, well, visual novels mostly.  I did not have high hopes for gaming on it beyond that.

Then I was sick for the better part of a month and spent a fair bit of that playing hidden-object games on the thing.  It worked pretty well for those, as well, not that any given HoG is ever THAT taxing.

…and then I was playing the first Ys game (on a different computer) when my wife asked if she could use the TV.

Now, the first couple of Ys games are all 2D sprite based, so I installed them on the Surface, and I had it sitting on its little kickstand, and I plugged an Xbox 360 controller into it, and then I looked at the 12 foot cord connecting me to the computer, and had a lightbulb moment where I realized that it probably had bluetooth built-in, and then I went looking for a Dualshock 4.

A month ago, this wouldn’t have been a great idea.  That was before Valve added Steam Controller drivers for the Dualshock 4, so now the DS4 looks more-or-less like an XBox controller for games that support that, even if they don’t natively support the DS4.

Timing really IS everything.

So, tl;dr version, an low-expectations impulse buy has managed to surprise me.  I’m not in the market for a new computer any time soon, but I will be putting the laptop version of the Surface on my list of things to look at the next time I am.

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Also it’s pretty adorable, silly kickstand and all.

 

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On The Fine Art Of Item Descriptions

I decided to follow up Ys Chronicles+ with Ys: The Oath in Felghana, and it’s a pretty huge jump in visuals – rather than the sprite-based artwork, it’s all polygons and looks stunning on the Surface 3.  It’s also about the toughest game the Surface 3 can actually handle, I think – I’ve seen some pretty nasty slowdown during one of the boss fights.

But that’s not what I wanted to talk about.  Rather, I was shopping for some new gear and the item descriptions made me giggle a bit, so I thought I’d share:

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No, SERIOUSLY, the guy was NUTS.  COMPLETELY off his rocker.  Made some good armor, though.  You like?

 

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I got a peaceful, Ys-y feelin’

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One of my worst character traits, and one that I manage to keep mostly under  control, is a short temper that flares up at frustrations that are always ridiculous in hindsight. Fortunately I have learned to recognize the signs, and can usually get myself out of the situation that is making me see red BEFORE I wind up needing to apologize to people for being a jerk.

I bring this up because one of my more memorable and humiliating temper tantrums revolved around the last boss of Ys Book II, back in the glory days of the TurboDuo, who was a right bastard of a boss and made even worse by an unskippable and infuriating cutscene that played before every attempt.

I was NOT good at recognizing how angry this was making me at the time, and it was the closest I’ve ever come to breaking a controller in rage. I had barely enough self control to restrain myself to just turning off the console and walking away, never to put the disc back in the system again.

So, it’s been a sore spot for a couple of decades now. Not just because I’d gotten to the final fight of a long RPG and been stymied, but because there was so much personal embarrassment around how it had gotten under my skin.

Anyway, short version, I have recently found myself wanting to go back to the Ys games, give the first two-parter a new chance, and see if I’d be able to get through the things without losing my cool. Playing through all of the Souls games last year with no thrown controllers gave me some hope in this regard, and  XSeed publishing the PC ports of the series on Steam gave me the opportunity (the TurboDuo is long since gone to a Canadian gentleman on eBay.)

I am not ashamed to admit that I set the difficulty level for both games to Easy, nor am I ashamed to resorting to a walkthrough to get through the maze-like Shrine of Solomon in the second game.  I’m pretty sure it was designed to sell hint books back in the day, and I already made it through the maze without said hint books once…

…and I am glad to report that the rematch went much more in my favor this time around AND that I don’t have any new embarrassing outbursts to confess.

One of these days I may even be a grown-up. Give it time.

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Achievement Name: Appropriate

Getting from prestige 1 to prestige 2 took about 2 weeks, and came with an achievement that really summed up my thoughts on the whole process:

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Taking the “Grand Marshal’s Medal of Valor” back to the king in Stormwind got me the new look for my class weapons that I had been grinding towards, so that’s another piece of vanity gear added to the wardrobe and life is good.

At some point I should probably start running dungeons and raids again, or something.

I did notice one interesting side effect of the increased PvP rank, though it may just have been coincidence.

There’s an area in the current big hub city that is a PvP area.  In-game, it’s justified as being a kind of lawless area where the guards can easily be bribed to look the other way.  It wouldn’t be a big issue in most cases, since it’s tucked away in a little side nook, but there are quests and goals that take you down there even if you’re not intending to participate in any PvP combat.

On a bad day, it’s a good way to get yourself killed a lot just trying to get something done.

Well, I had to go down there today, for the first time in a while, and I noticed two things:

  1. When you look at another player, you see their approximate PvP rank.  There were some guys running around down there that were in the P5-and-up range, so they have done a LOT of PvP.
  2. Still, even at P2, I didn’t have anyone so much as say “boo” to me.

So… it’s just possible that I no longer look like an easy target, or at least I look like I might be enough of an annoyance that it’s easier just to pick on someone else.  Either way, it was nice to get my questing done and out again unmolested. 🙂

 

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What the well-dressed Draenei is wearing this season

WoW PvP continues to be an unbalanced and aggravating mess at times, but still offers the occasional feeling of triumph that makes the losses less important.  My goal is to get to Prestige rank 2 and unlock a new look for my class weapon, and win or lose I’m still making progress.

I did complete my PvP armor sets for appearance use, and the two sets are very appropriate for the two schools of priest I play.  Also it makes for a really easy post for the day because all I need to do is throw up a couple of images. 🙂

Holy spec: This is WoW’s classic cleric specialization, sacrificing damage for a wide range of healing tools.  It needs a pretty outfit, and the “Gladiator” armor set fits the bill:

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Discipline spec: WoW’s other priest healing spec, kind of an oddball half-dps half-heal spec, not particularly good at either but remarkably hard to kill.  The spec is designed around doing damage to enemies which in turn heals yourself or your group members, and most of its ability descriptions are on the ominous side.  It needs a correspondingly ominous outfit, and fortunately the “Combatant” set comes with glowing eyes and ominous in spades.

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There is a third armor set, but it’s restricted to characters playing at the higher end of WoW’s ranked PvP ladder.  I’m not even on the ladder, so I won’t be seeing that any time soon. 🙂

I’m 17 honor levels away from hitting that second prestige rank.  How hard could it be?

 

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Geometry, Practical Uses Thereof

So, to follow up my long and whiny post from a few days back, I am still quite vexingly sick and enjoying the freedoms that come with; that is to say the freedom to lie in bed most of the day and feel very sorry about myself while my wife brings me hot cocoa.

On Tuesday, however, we had run out of hot cocoa mix and I decided that I was feeling well enough to wear pants and go to the grocery store.

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to go to the grocery store unsupervised while feeling sorry about myself, because one of the things that wound up in the cart despite not being on any list was an entire frozen cake, something which couldn’t even be justified as “for sharing” because, well, it’s coconut and I am the coconut fan in the house.

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Surprisingly, for a cake from the frozen section, it’s pretty good.  Even more surprisingly, I find that the “serves 8” label on the thing is actually accurate; it’s smallish but rich enough that once you’ve had an small slice you are actually pretty well-caked.  Not that it’s going to serve 8, mind you, but it will serve one over, let’s call it 6 to 8 sessions.  I have up to 5 days to do this, it says right on the box.

Because sometimes one wants a second piece of cake and can justify it; see also the whole feeling sorry for self thing.  I’m not sure where I’m going with the bizarre switching between first and third person here, but it’s not like I have anyone grading these posts.

To distract, momentarily, from the fact that I am currently involved in eating an entire cake (over several days, I must be very clear on this point), I would like to draw your attention to a smallish detail on the box flap.

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I had a good few hours of feeling very smug about the silliness of this diagram, because as muddled as my brain is right now, at least I can cut a cake all by myself, right?  Who could this possibly be for?

Then I had a terrible thought.

I work in a pretty technical field.  I can be a little insufferable about the stuff I do at work, because being a little insufferable is a defensive mechanism to cover up the fact that, really, it’s technical support – technical support for some pretty complicated stuff, I tell myself, but really it’s only a slightly evolved version of the job I had when I was 17.

We write plenty of documents for customers on how to use our stuff, and they’re not really FOR the customers.  They’re for us, so we stop needing to tell people how to set up firewall rules for the umpteenth time, because that way lies madness.

This diagram… it’s not for the guy buying a cake he intends to eat all by himself and just wants to portion out, it’s not even for the person who is hosting seven friends and wants to make sure that everyone gets an equal piece of cake.

(although, if you’re hosting seven friends and buying a coconut cake, you’re probably a terrible person unless you ask if everyone’s OK with coconut first.  Or this may be a way for you to buy a cake “for everyone” and wind up with some extra slices for yourself.  Not judging.  Pretty clever really.  Got off track.  Sorry.)

…where was I?  Oh, yes, this diagram isn’t for you.

This diagram is for the poor guy or gal at Pepperidge Farm Cake Support, the guy or gal who has to answer the ringing phone and walk someone through the cake cutting process (and probably an emergency thaw session as well).  When they get that call, they’ve got to have something they can point the customer to and say “look, just like on the box.”

And then presumably THEY get to go home and despair about a world in which someone needs help with cutting a square into eight pieces.  I don’t get to do that.

I haven’t earned that right.

 

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