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On The Fine Art Of Item Descriptions

January 18, 2017

I decided to follow up Ys Chronicles+ with Ys: The Oath in Felghana, and it’s a pretty huge jump in visuals – rather than the sprite-based artwork, it’s all polygons and looks stunning on the Surface 3.  It’s also about the toughest game the Surface 3 can actually handle, I think – I’ve seen some pretty nasty slowdown during one of the boss fights.

But that’s not what I wanted to talk about.  Rather, I was shopping for some new gear and the item descriptions made me giggle a bit, so I thought I’d share:




No, SERIOUSLY, the guy was NUTS.  COMPLETELY off his rocker.  Made some good armor, though.  You like?


2 Comments leave one →
  1. January 18, 2017 1:28 pm

    An amusing post. BY A MADMAN!


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