Fun things from Koganei

While I was on my quest to find Studio Ghibli, I passed lots of neat “Only in Japan…” sorts of things. Here are some of them.

First, the 24 hour NPC. In the land of the console RPG, I can’t believe that this name for an self-service parking lot is entirely coincidental.

Speaking of parking, here’s an inventive way to maximize use of space: double-decker bike parking.

I kept seeing cars roaming the Koganei streets with the logo of a driver training school plastered all over them. When I accidentally wandered on to the premises of the school, I got to see this display of cautionary road signs:

Some of these make perfect sense. Some do not. The one in the upper left could be “Beware of marching bands.” The one in the upper right sort of looks like a stylized ram’s head… “Watch out for aggressive sheep”, maybe?

They’re mysteries to me.

THIS is a help-wanted sign.  Not for a maid cafe, or a nekomimi massage parlor, or anything of the sort – it’s for a serious package delivery service.  I’ve seen plenty of their trucks around Tokyo, and the drivers are generally stoic-looking older guys.  This sign makes me wonder about them a little bit:

No “Hey look at those wacky Japanese” post would be complete without some vending machines.

Here’s one where you can buy 10kg bags of rice:

And this one was set up in front of one of the neighborhood farms near Studio Ghibli, just in case you need a quick produce fix:

Lastly, if you ever need to take the family cat in for a tune-up, why not take it to a General Pet Service Station?

I needed an excuse to put some of these up – thanks for humoring me.

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Stalking Miyazaki

I needed something to do today, on my last full day in Japan.

I did get a task from my wife – “go buy me a new gadget”, which was not a simple task, but one which I have accomplished, the new gadget even being something she’s probably forgotten she asked for, and also something that she’ll just have to wait until I get home to find out about.

I needed something more challenging. Something like finding the front door of Japan’s most prestigious anime studio, Studio Ghibli.

The wikipedia entry for Koganei, Tokyo, says the following:

“The famous Studio Ghibli has its studio near the Higashi-koganei station.”

I can now report that this is 100% true. I can also attest to the fact that it is incredibly well hidden – I had the address and it still took me three hours to find it. Granted, it took me two hours of wandering before I even got in the right neighborhood – Japanese street layouts not being what you’d call intuitive – but even once I was in the right neighborhood, on the right block, I still walked past it twice.

The neighborhood around Studio Ghibli is, well, exactly what I would expect. It’s full of small backyard farms and playgrounds, with a few tiny apartment buildings. Some of the streets have dirt paths, under trees, instead of sidewalks, and you don’t have to go too far to find a small river with the biggest damned koi I have ever seen.

It’s IN Tokyo, but it feels incredibly rural.

Its presence is announced by the following small sign:

I didn’t see this sign until after I’d decided that the building it was in front of MUST be the right one, by the process of eliminating all other buildings in the area as possibilities. Here’s what the front door of Studio Ghibli looks like:

This does not exactly leap out at you when you’re passing by; it hides behind foliage. It looks more like a quiet private residence whose inhabitant loves gardening.

Here’s a corner view:

If you’re standing in front of the building, looking in to the lobby, you can see more signs that you’re in the right place – a giant nekobus, a hanging sign that looks taken straight from the window of Guchokipanya bakery, framed animation cels on the walls…

I used to drive past Disney Feature Animation, in Los Angeles, on the way home from work. That building is huge, capped with a massive wizard’s cap from Fantasia – you can see it for miles, but to get to it you’d have to pass through gates and armed security and all manner of measures designed to keep the riff-raff away from the studio.

Getting into Studio Ghibli would involve swinging open a small cast-iron gate and knocking on the front door.

Somehow, that was enough to keep me politely at bay; I took my photos and left.

If you ever i feel like repeating this little pilgramage, I will say this to you, because half the fun of hidden places is in the finding of them:

“The famous Studio Ghibli has its studio near the Higashi-koganei station.”

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Wendy’s Double Cheese Curry Burger

I live my life by a set of simple rules.

Stuff like “by default, be nice to people” and “don’t spoil the end of movies for people who haven’t seen them” and “girls with glasses are automatically about twice as cute as girls without”

But those aren’t the rules that cover today’s situation. Today’s Rule To Live By is this:

“Curry loves me, and wants to be my friend. Curry would never hurt me.”

I say this because, after yesterday’s disaster with the McGutPunch (with egg), I was a bit gun-shy – but, while passing a Wendy’s here in Tokyo, I saw that they had a line of advertising banners up for their latest limited-time sandwich, the Double Cheese Curry Burger.

They also had a guy standing out front trying to get people to come inside to try it. I love that about Tokyo, the fast food joints will have someone standing on the sidewalk shouting the daily specials and exhorting the passers-by to come in and eat them.

However, despite his obvious energy and the innate seductive aura surrounding the Double Cheese Curry Burger… This was around 11 AM, and I was headed out to go traipsing through little obscure suburbs of Tokyo. It didn’t sound like a good idea to have one just then, but I kept it on my “to do” list for dinner.

Dinner time found me back at this very same Wendy’s, ordering a Double Cheese Curry Burger Set Meal with Diet Pepsi.

As presented on the tray, it looked like this:

Neat and tidy, right?

Open, it looked like this:

This was either going to be glorious, or the second worst idea I’d had all trip.

Let’s run down the contents:

  • A bun. Nothing unusual there.
  • Onion Rings. Not something I expected, but not unwelcome.
  • Lettuce. Sure, something green is a good idea.
  • Shredded cheese.
  • Two hamburger patties.
  • Mayonnaise, because the Japanese believe that mayo goes with EVERYTHING.
  • And, of course, a healthy helping of curry sauce with onions and mushrooms in it.

It was… It was wonderful. Granted, messy as all get out – they were smart enough to toss a couple extra napkins on the tray – but a GOOD kind of messy, not the greasy Am-I-Done-Yet-Can-I-Go-Now? greasy monstrosity that was the McGutPunch (with egg).

It gets my highest recommendation, and I say that several hours later having suffered no ill effects.

Because, Curry Loves Me, And Wants To Be My Friend. Curry Would Never Hurt Me.

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Why I shouldn’t be a tour guide.

I didn’t spend all day making poor food choices.  I make THOSE on the spur of the moment.

I spent most of the day trying to play tour guide, and succeeding right up until the point where I got cocky.

Let’s rewind a bit, say six months or so.  I had a whacky plan, zany even: I have plenty of friends and family who are interested in Japan and such, why don’t we do a group thing and ALL do a trip to Japan at once, so I can get them past the “oh my god how do I feed myself and get around in a weird foreign country where all the signs are written in kanji?” stage.

This plan was going along great until the dollar crashed and people started realizing how expensive a trip to Japan would really be.

So, all of my friends cancelled out, and my sister cancelled, and in the end it was just my father and me going to Japan – but due to some problems with making my reservation, I wound up in Japan a full week before him.

So, really, from the point of view of the original plan, abject failure.

On the other hand, I did get to use my father as a guinea pig for my tour guide skills, and I got to revisit some parts of Tokyo that are OK to see once on your own, but you wouldn’t go to a second time by yourself.

We started by getting from his hotel, the Sakura Hotel near Jimbocho, to Tokyo station and buying him a suica.  This is a little card that I’ve mentioned before, it’s essential to travel around Tokyo even if you happen to have a JR pass because it works on all the lines the JR pass doesn’t work on, like the subway and the Yurikamome monorail.

After this, we took the Yamanote around to Ueno and the Ginza Line subway to Asakusa, where we surfaced for Senso-ji.  It was, as usual, full of throngs of people, but more throngy than usual because it seemed as though at least two schools had sent their students there for a day of being cultural, which is to say that the boys were hanging out in groups trying to culturally outmacho each other and the girls were hanging out at the fortune-seller buying fortunes and giggling in highly cultural fashion.

The next generation of Japan rests in their hands.  It’ll work out, somehow, it always does.

But, on with the main account:  We hung out at Senso-ji while he got some photos in, then had lunch at a cheap lunch counter where I showed him how to work the ticket machine to order food.  I now know that he won’t be starving during his trip, and that he has the means to get around Tokyo, so I feel pretty good about those things.

From there, we took a water bus to Hinode Pier.  We didn’t take the Himiko, which turned out to be for the best – the Himiko is closed to the elements, so it’s hard to get any photographs while you’re on board, and it doesn’t have an English running commmentary as you go down the river, so it’s not terribly gaijin-friendly.

The regular water bus lets you get up on deck and look around, and it was a perfect day for it.  My father’s camera battery died not long into the voyage, but since we have very similar cameras and I’ve already taken the trip once on my own, I swapped him my own, fully charged battery for the rest of the trip.

Afterwards, we retreated to my hotel where we put a partial charge on his battery and recuperated a bit – I tend to walk fast in Tokyo and he has a bad knee, so I’m a bit wearing to follow around.

Afterwards, well, we’d done Asakusa, of course we needed to do Tokyo Tower.

To get to Tokyo Tower, you go past Zojoji Temple, which is normally quite stunning.  Right now – not so much.

Tokyo Tower, well, you go up, you look around, it’s very high and the elevators are quite crowded.  If they actually do tear it down in a few years, there will be quite a few elevator girls and professional “point you in the direction of the elevator” workers put out of work.

We made a few more stops before things went wrong.  We took the monorail around Odaiba so he could gawk at some of the more funky architecture out that way and the still-vacant lots on what has to be the most expensive real estate on earth, Akihabara so he could get a new camera battery and a larger memory card… all was going well until we got to Shibuya.

We did the requisite photo-with-Hachiko and took him through the Shibuya Crossing – these are accepted touristy things – ate, and then, well, I decided he needed to see Tokyu Hands.

There are a few minor flaws I will admit in myself.  One of them is an unwavering faith in an internal compass which has proven to be quite inaccurate at times.  Another is the tendency to assume that streets will always be laid out in a nice grid and there will always be a way to turn in the direction you want.  The third is a complete unwillingness to turn around and retrace my steps to get back to a known starting point.

When we started off for Tokyu Hands, I made the joke that, the last time I’d gone walking at night in Shibuya, I’d ended up in Harajuku, and wasn’t that funny?

Half an hour later, when we got to Harajuku station, it was a little less funny.

At least, on the way, we went past this business.  I’m not sure what they REALLY do, but I hope it’s not what they have on the sign.

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Mega Tamago

My dear readers:

I would like to say that I am writing this from the comfort of my Tokyo hotel room.

The sad truth is that there is no place on earth that could be comfortable right now.

I have, once again, in an effort to report on the topics people really want to know about, delved into the seedy underbelly of Japanese fast food.

But I delved too greedily, and too deep.

Tonight I tried the Mega Tamago.  In a land where food portions tend to the smallish, McDonalds has tried to go in exactly the opposite direction.  The Mega Tamago – or, as it will be called from now on, the McGutPunch (with egg) – consists of:

  • A top, middle, and bottom bun.
  • Three hamburger patties.
  • A fried egg.
  • Two strips of bacon.
  • Cheese.
  • And some pathetic scraps of lettuce, glued into the whole thing with sesame dressing.

It didn’t have any flavor of its own, except what the sesame dressing provided.  The rest of the contents could as well have been inert slabs of any vaguely textured material – their only purpose was to be greasy, and greasy they were.

I had been provided with a single napkin; it was rendered useless before I was half done with the monstrosity.  I found myself grateful for the packets of advertising tissues I’ve collected during my stay.

I ate it – it is more accurate to say that I forced it down. I ate the fries, thankful in so many ways that they were salty and crunchy. I drank my cola, and now… now I have regret.

Not plural, as in “I have regrets” – I have only one regret, and that is that I ever laid eyes upon the McGutPunch (with egg).

If I were, say, a youth of seventeen again, I could probably have eaten the thing, and possibly enjoyed it enough to order a second.  If I were a youth of seventeen again, and wound up NOT able to handle it, at least I could have blamed it on the foolishness of youth.

As a theoretically grown man, I have no such resilience, and no excuse.

Tomorrow, who knows?

I may rise from this a stronger man, ready once more to seek out the worst Japan has to offer.

I’ll let you know then.

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In which, our hero tempts fate.

There are plenty of ways one can tempt fate.

The most common is to precede any action with the phrase “Hey, y’all, watch this.”

To my credit, I didn’t do that.

On the other hand, I did blindly assert to my wife that finding her the soundtrack for the anime “Twelve Kingdoms” would be NO problem in Tokyo.

I may have, in fact, scoffed just a little bit at the suggestion that I might have difficulty.

I set out this morning with the intention of finding that for her, and getting some shopping in along the way. Small surprise there, I’m sure.

The smart shopper in Tokyo is aided by the existence of numerous “Recycle Shops”, basically operations that deal in used goods – CDs, manga, DVDs, toys, and so on. If you’re a little behind the cutting edge of fandom – as I typically am – you can pick up last year’s Hot Must Have Items for a quarter to a half of their original price.

This has its downside – nothing like seeing stuff you paid full price for selling for peanuts – but its upside as well – feeling justified in having waited to get something as you pick it up for, as mentioned, peanuts.

Particularly enjoyable was the CD recycle shop in Nakano Broadway that was selling several bins of anime soundtracks for Y300 each – or Y300 for 3, essentially a “buy one get two free” sale. It was mostly mid-90s anime and voice actor CDs, with a particularly strong emphasis on Hayashibara Megumi albums. I’m a fan, I stocked up.

That was also the first place I checked for the Twelve Kingdoms soundtrack. They didn’t have it, used or new, but I wasn’t worried too much because Mandarake has a huge CD and DVD shop in the same building.

I struck out at Mandarake, too.

I was starting to build up a nice bundle of Mosaic.wav and Kotoko albums for me, but I was going to feel really ashamed if I went all the way to Tokyo and couldn’t deliver the goods for my wife.

It was time for the gloves to come off. I went back to Akihabara.

K-Books didn’t have the soundtrack. Neither did Liberty, or Trader, or Gamers, or a bunch of other small stores that I tried. I was even checking the “rare items” showcases, where these places show off stuff you don’t really WANT to pay for, but might be forced to pay for.

I was a broken, defeated man, and heading to get some dinner, when I passed the Akihabara branch of Animate. Looking at their store directory, I saw “Anime CDs – Sixth Floor.”

I thought to myself, do I really feel up to climbing to the sixth floor to be disappointed again?

Then I thought about going home and saying “Hey, I couldn’t find the ONE LITTLE THING you asked for, but look at all this stuff I got for me!”

And I hit the stairs.

Animate, at least, had a divider in their CD section for Twelve Kingdoms, but it didn’t look like they had the soundtrack. They had a drama album, and something that looked like an image album, but that was it.

Then I realized that there was a small spacer next to the divider, and that, upon pulling it off the shelf, it said, essentially, “for the Twelve Kingdoms soundtrack, take this to the register.”

I did this, and upon doing so the reason I’d had so damn much trouble finding the soundtrack was revealed.

For whatever ungodly reason, they packaged the thing in a DVD keep case. I shouldn’t have been looking in the “rare” sections of CD shops, I should have been looking on whatever shelf they kept CDs in weird packaging. I would still probably have looked right past it – anime DVDs are hideously expensive in Japan, so for sanity’s sake I tend to gloss right over them.

Nonetheless, my quest ended on a high note.

Then I went to Cafe Mai:lish for dinner. There wasn’t a line today, so I got to walk right in.

I may have stared a bit at the girl who greeted me as I entered, I’m sure they kind of expect that, but I wasn’t staring out of lechery – I was staring because she was wearing some sort of weird purple dress trimmed with fake fur.

I realized very quickly that it was a theme day – no maid outfits today. All the staff was in Idolmaster cosplay outfits and, of course, the classical music that they usually play was replaced with Idolmaster music.

I actually LIKE the music from Idolmaster, but it did kind of spoil the effect the place usually has, which is sort of an oasis in the middle of Akihabara where you can recuperate from the madness. Having the staff in cosplay mode brought the madness right on inside.

Also, there wasn’t a Ritsuko, which was unforgivable.

Oh, and some outfits – purple things with fake fur trim, for example – should be left in the realm of the virtual. For sanity’s sake.

No pictures today. I’ve been to Akihabara and Nakano Broadway on previous trips, I didn’t think I needed to spend more memory card space on them. Nothing much has changed. The Asobit City near the station seems to have shut down, but their other branch is still there. I thought for a little bit that the Messe Sanoh doujin-soft shop had closed, too, which would have been a disappointment, but I finally found it a couple of blocks away from where I thought it should have been.

Tomorrow my father comes to Tokyo and I get to show him around. I think I’ll spare him the maid/cosplay cafe experience, or perhaps I’ll spare the maid/cosplay cafes the “my father” experience. Either way.

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Windows Update and the EEE

Windows Update can officially go to hell.

When I turned on the EEE for the first time, it had about 2.5GB free on a 4GB disk.  After letting Windows update run free, I’ve got a whopping .5 GB free.

When I get back to the states and have access to an external DVD drive, I’m going to have to run the recovery disk and zero this thing back to a known state, then be a little pickier about what updates I allow.

I’m really quite glad for the 4GB SDHC card that came free in the box, if I didn’t have that, this PC would be pretty close to unusable now.

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Kochi Ramblings

Kochi reminds me a lot of Eugene, the town I grew up in. In certain aspects, anyway. Both are on the small side, but large enough that the outside world knows about them – while you don’t have access to EVERYTHING you’d have in a larger city, you’re not completely bereft of options.

They’re both also small enough that you can get most anywhere on foot, or by bus if you don’t feel like walking. Kochi has the advantage of having a streetcar in addition to the bus system, which is dreadfully convenient.

Oh, and both start to shut down around six o’clock and are mostly dead by nine.

But, during the day anyway, Kochi is actually quite a busy place. After checking out of my hotel and stowing my backpack at the JR station, I went exploring.

Now, it’s worth mentioning here that my initial exposure to Kochi came from watching Umi Ga Kikoeru, one of the Studio Ghibli movies that I don’t think has been released in the US yet. Much of the movie focuses on the differences between Kochi people and a Tokyo native who’s forced to live there – and hates it, of course, because it’s so backwards and everyone talks weird there.

Having seen plenty of Tokyo now, I wanted to see somewhere completely different: Kochi fit the description nicely.

The Japanese are not big into superstores, which is a good thing, because Kochi is the sort of town that they drop a Wal-Mart into the middle of and watch all the local merchants die. It has several shopping districts, all full of the sort of small-but-intensely-specialized shops that typify Japan – as an example: A shop that only sells towels.

The Japanese also aren’t big into food courts; the restaurants are mixed right in with the stores. Dozens of tiny restaurants, most selling their own little food specialty, with plenty of competition for food of any type – nothing like American malls, where one fast food joint will have a monopoly on burgers, another a monopoly on tacos, and so on.

End result: The shopping streets are busy, crowded, noisy, confusing, and all-around fun. I might think differently if I had to try to make sense of them in order to buy life essentials – but, as a tourist, I quite enjoy wandering them.

Actually, if you need anything ESSENTIAL, a combini will probably carry it – if you just need a towel, right now, for whatever reason, a combini will hook you up with a plain, servicable white towel without any trouble.

But I digress. Kochi has several of these shopping districts and they were fun to explore.

I wasn’t really expecting to see anything fanboy oriented in Kochi, so it was a bit of a surprise to run into a nicely-stocked Animate. I say nicely-stocked even though I didn’t buy anything: one of the important lessons I’ve learned travelling around Japan with a backpack is that you have to carry everything you buy IN the backpack.

Also, I blew half my shopping budget on day 2 when I bought the EEE, so I’m being good.

To a point.

Did I just digress again? My apologies.

Anyway, one of the streets I was rambling down opened out into a sort of plaza with an oddly shaped building in the middle of it – I wasn’t sure what it was, but it looked funky and it drew me close.

It turned out to be – and I think it’s only this through the end of August, I don’t think that this is a permanent exhibition – the “Treasure Island of Kaiyodo” exhibition.

Kaiyodo being a manufacturer of plastic models and super-detailed action figures and, in general, many very cool things that I won’t ever own.

This, I did not expect to find in Kochi.

After a moment’s confusion where I tried to walk into the exhibit hall without paying – I didn’t yet realize what I’d walked into and thought it was just a store – I got permission to take photographs and spent a happy 40 minutes or so wandering through the exhibits taking pictures of, well, action figures. Yeah, I dropped Y500 so I could wander around and photograph toys. Anyone who has a problem with that, you’re not My People anyway.

There was also a store, thoughtfully stocked with many of the VERY SAME action figures from the exhibits – how peculiar, right? – in addition to some Kaiyodo merchandise only available at the exhibition. I passed on the Y4700 Monsieur Bome repaint figures: I’m not crazy, also the whole backpack thing.

One of the locations semi-prominently featured in Umi Ga Kikoeru is the waterfront in Kochi. I couldn’t figure out where this was, since it wasn’t on the tourist-centric map I got from the hotel. Kochi is also a bit inland, so I came to the conclusion that the characters must have been in a neighboring town in those scenes, or something.

Then I passed a sign that said “Kochi Port – 3km” at just about the same time a streetcar pulled up facing in the direction of the arrow on the sign.

I tell you, life works in mysterious ways.

For the record: When you are boarding a streetcar in Kochi, you get on through the REAR entrance and you pay when you are getting OFF. In addition, if you don’t have exact change, there’s a small change exchanger up by the driver, directly to the left of the slot you drop payment in to. I mention these things in the small hope that they may be helpful to someone else someday, probably under quite peculiar circumstances.

Or, if you’re me, you get on board through the wrong door, ask how much the fare is, try to hand it directly to the attendant, get told to put it in the small change exchanger because you’re trying to pay Y200 for a Y190 fare, get exact change that way, try to hand it to the attendant, get the fare slot pointed out to you, try to pay immediately and get met with a hand physically imposed between your change and the fare slot and a curt “pay later” instruction.

ANYWAY. For the record, on the streetcar BACK, I acquited myself better.

I got to Kochi port and wasn’t quite sure what to do next – I mean, just because movie characters can stroll on down to the waterfront doesn’t mean that you can do it in real life, especially not in the US where casually walking around a port with a camera out would almost certainly get you arrested and beaten.

Then I saw a bunch of people fishing off a dock and figured that it was probably OK to go wandering around over there.

If you need a good antidote to the high-speed life, I strongly recommend travelling to Kochi, in mid-June, on a day with clear skies and temperatures in the mid-70s, and spending some time standing on the docks watching people fish and enjoying an extremely refreshing breeze.

I recognize, having said that, that it’s not exactly a VIABLE stress cure if you don’t already happen to be on Shikoku or if it’s not June, but go for it anyway.

It took some effort to pull myself away and head back into town to look for lunch. I never did get any katsuo no tataki, the mostly-raw tuna specialty I was talking about yesterday, it turned out to be another of those regional specialities that’s not actually all that common. The one place I DID find advertising it was apparently only open for dinner; I’d walked past it the previous night and it had been brightly lit up and quite lively looking, during the day it was locked down tight.

Oh, and it also had a big whale sign, which being Japan probably wasn’t just for looks.

Attention, Japan: Whales are friends, not food.

No, really, GUYS.

I wound up eating at the station before hopping the train back to Okayama and then switching to a Shinkansen for Tokyo. Done directly like this, instead of splitting it over a couple of days and exploring as I go, it means that I lose a good seven hours right in the middle of one of my vacation days – I should take this personally, but somehow I’m quite relaxed about it.

I found the Momotaro statue while I was switching trains in Okayama, anyway, this is a meeting-people landmark in much the same way that Hachiko is in Shibuya, or so I’m told. Momotaro was mostly covered with pigeons, which is a sad fate but one that befalls all statues.

Oh, Kochi prefecture is apparently the birthplace of Anpanman, Japan’s favorite edible superhero, so some of the local trains are covered in Anpanman characters. Here’s one that happened to stop in front of me while I waited for my train back to Okayama.

It’s funny; writing all of the above, I expected the return to Tokyo to be jarring. Instead, it was surprisingly comforting – it’s nice to have half the signs in English, it’s nice not to stand out too much as a foreigner, and I actually kind of like the crowds – even at 10PM, people are still on the move, restaurants and businesses are still open, the place feels alive.

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Castles and Trains

Happy to report that I started the morning without a yelp of surprise. There’s something about the mattress in a capsule hotel that makes it quite impossible to think you’re waking up anywhere else. It seemed perfectly comfortable when I went to sleep, some gnomes must have come in during the night and taken all the padding out.

The plan for today was simple and straightforward; it was therefore doomed to abject failure.

I planned to hit a couple of tourist attractions in Osaka, head to Okayama, spend some time there, and then be in Kochi by dinner time, sampling regional delicacies along the way.

This might have worked if I hadn’t gotten on completely the wrong subway train at Namba station in Osaka. I thought that i was getting on the “JR Loop Line”, which lives up to its name in that it’s a circuit around Osaka. I was wrong. I actually wound up on a train to Nara, which is not a loop. I didn’t realize this until I started seeing stations that looked more and more “small town” and less urban – I hadn’t been paying attention to station names because, well, I figured that I was on a loop, I just needed to listen for Osaka-eki and I’d be fine.

Long story short – when I realized this, I dashed out the door of one train, directly across the platform into the doors of another train going BACK to Osaka, and lost about an hour in the process.

That minor setback aside, a few other things conspired to make me lose 10 minutes here and there… I had to scale back plans a little. Mostly I dropped my plan to visit Okayama castle, though I may hit it on the way back.

Umeda Sky Building, with its twin towers bridged at the top by an observator, is basically a “get high up and look around” sort of thing. It’s got some impressive views of Osaka and a couple of escalators that you shouldn’t ride if you have any fear of heights – they start at the 34th floor and go OUTSIDE up to the 39th floor, enclosed of course but still…

The observation deck of this tower is open to the elements, though it does have a sort of moat thing that looks like it would prevent anyone from jumping. I’m sure that, in Japan, suicide capital of the known world, that design is PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

There’s a nice little placard, which I failed to photograph, that basically said “don’t wear a hat up here if it’s windy” which I thought was Sound Advice.

Nice views of Osaka, especially of the bridges.

Not knowing Osaka at all kind of cut into the impact of the views – no “I can see my house from here!” factor, you see – but I got to enjoy watching natives point out stuff to each other and get quite animated arguing about what building was what.

From there, I navigated my way back to the subway system – coming FROM Umeda Sky Building, I found the convenient underground tunnel that runs directly from Osaka station to the building, this makes the trip about 10 minutes on foot instead of the 20-30 minutes that it might take someone to get there if they decided to, I don’t know, take the first exit they came to in Osaka station, scan the skyline for their destination, and then try to figue out how to get there using sidewalks. You’d have to be a complete fool to go THAT route.

…

Anyway, subway system, four stops to Osaka Castle Park station. Osaka Castle Park station living up to its name, Osaka Castle is surrounded by a rather nice wooded park full of roaming cats. The feral cat population in Japan is one of the things I find most depressing about the country, but these cats didn’t look too badly off. Some of them were obviously on the prowl for small animals to eat, but there were an equal measure who’d found a spot of shade to lie down in and wait out the midday heat – and they were completely unafraid of people, the most reaction I got from any of them was a half opened eye to say “Yes, I know you’re there.”

Osaka Castle is DAMNED impressive from the outside.

Inside, well, it’s a museum with lots of informative displays about the guy responsible for building it. There’s nothing of the original castle left except for a few outbuildings, the keep itself is a modern reconstruction.

There are two floors of neat artifacts; these are also the floors where photography is prohibited. Did I mention that the museum sells nice photo books of all the artifacts? Do I have to mention this? OK, so the photography prohibition is really there to prevent the artifacts from being destroyed by slow exposure to flashes, but still…

Osaka castle didn’t really take that long to explore. Got a few photos that will hopefully be desktop-background-quality. I had some takoyaki at a small booth on the grounds of the castle – and I survived the experience, though I wouldn’t go out of my way to repeat it – and got back on the subway to Shin-Osaka station where I could catch a shinkansen to Okayama.

Okayama was where I started to feel well and truly off the map. This is unfair – the city is on a great many maps, even some that aren’t necessarily all that detailed – but it’s the first place I’ve been that speaking Japanese has seemed less like an affection and more like a survival skill. That is to say, this is the first city I’ve gotten to where the clerk at the JR counter has hit me with the “Oh my god I have to talk to a gaijin” face instead of the “Oh, time to bust out the English skills” face.

Nonetheless, she got me a ticket to Kochi and I had 45 minutes to kill.

Now, Okayama claims that it’s Momotaro’s hometown, and as such it has two regional specialties. The first is peaches, the second is a candy called kibi dango, which Momotaro is reputed to have fed to his animal friends before they went and whomped up on ogres.

I found peaches in the produce section of the station supermarket. I could have gotten a six pack of – admittedly gorgeous looking – peaches for right around $50.

That was a little rich for my blood. A small box of kibi dango set me back Y380 which was much more reasonable.

Eating a small box of kibi dango while on a 2.5 hour train ride is a good way to wind up with a horribly upset stomach, by the way. That somewhat negative aspect aside, it tastes an awful lot like botan rice candy and has the consistency of rather soft marshmallows. Not impressed, but you have to eat the regional specialty, right?

The train from Okayama to Kochi goes past some amazing scenery, both manmade and natural. The bridge between the two islands is six miles long, and it is quite startling to see massive container ships passing under the bridge and looking quite small. It’s hard to get a sense of the thing even when you’re on it; it’s one of those things that really makes you appreciate the kind of people who have the right sort of brains for mechanical engineering on a massive scale.

After you cross the bridge and wind up on Shikoku, you get to the natural scenery part of the ride; mile after mile of forested mountains punctuated by occasional bursts of civilization and cultivated fields. For a while, we were following a river – no idea on the name – that had absolutely stunning emerald water and tons of rapids, it was criminal how difficult it was to take any photographs from a moving train.

Got to Kochi around 8 PM, booked a room at the Comfort Hotel Kochi, changed, grabbed an area map and hit the streets. My goal was to get some photographs of Kochi castle at night, and I wasn’t about to be deterred by little things like not knowing where it was and never having been in Kochi before. It turned out to be about a half hour walk. Of course, the castle itself was long since closed up for the day, but nobody seemed to mind or actually notice me wandering the grounds and taking pictures. Hopefully some of them turn out all right.

Still nursing my upset stomach, I decided to hit a Lawson’s, get a katsu set microwaved by the helpful shop, and retreat back to my room instead of trying to sample Kochi’s regional delicacy, which is a sort of barely-cooked tuna dish. Maybe I’ll be up for it for lunch.

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Sacred places and weird food

it’s kind of annoying that I don’t feel up to the task of pretending that I can’t read the notice on the inside of my capsule here; the one that says “no food or drink”, in Kanji of course.

I can’t actually read all of it, but I can get “eat” and “drink” and “inside the capsule” and I can kind of grok the rest from context.

There’s also no wireless internet, which is actually maybe not such a bad thing. I fear for the sanctity of this PC if it hooks up to a network before I’ve had a chance to really lock it down some.

Yes, I’m in a capsule hotel in Osaka, partially because it’s a pretty cheap way to spend a night and mostly because I got tired of people asking me if I’d ever stayed in one. So far it’s not so bad; the pajamas they provided don’t fit my lanky gaijin bones but that’s about it. Oh, and I can’t eat or drink of course. Did I mention that the bathrooms are all Japanese style? This marks the first time I haven’t been able to find a Western bathroom, and it’s an unsettling experience. I managed not to embarrass myself, but, well, it’s, uh, one more thing I can claim to have managed and I’ll leave it at that.

Let’s put the negatives aside. It was Y2700 for the night and that’s hard to beat without sleeping in a manga cafe.

My capsule is clean and smoke free, with plenty of room to stretch out, a surprise at 6’1″.


I have a radio and a TV, the radio reception is horrid but the TV works fine – It gets about a dozen channels, two of them are porn. There’s a lounge where I can go hang out, smoke, buy sake and play mahjong. All the comforts a salaryman on the road needs, I suppose. I find myself wondering; this is one of the rare capsule hotels with a wing for women, do they get the same porn channels or do they get their own? I’ve been around too many fujoshi lately, it’s corrupting me.

Today started mighty early; leaving the blinds and window open to let in the sounds of the Tokyo morning saw to that. I was up at 5:30, dressed and bathed and breakfasted by 7;00, sitting around waiting for the currency exchange desk to open after that. Made it to Tokyo station around 8:45 and was on my first Shinkansen at 9:03.

The trip to Nagoya was a quiet 2 hour trip through rice fields, punctuated by occasional city. It’s really quite difficult to get photographs out the window of a moving Shinkansen – the time you have from seeing something interesting to turning on the camera to centering the viewfinder on it is pretty short.

Nagoya was, well, it was quite enjoyable. I didn’t spend much time there, only enough to figure out the subway system and navigate myself to the second of Patrica Martin’s Three Holy Sites of Japan: Osu, but I had some excellent food and had a pleasant conversation with a Japanese gentleman who stopped me to figure out if I’d lost my group and needed any help. He turned out to be a history professor who occasionally has to teach exchange students, so his English was excellent. I still took the opportunity to get in some Japanese practice and he seemed tickled by it.

He gave me one of the handouts he’d prepared for his class, scolded me because I’d confessed to how few kanji I could write, and wished me a good time roaming around.

That diversion behind me, I was off to Osu.

Osu is a shopping district right next to Osu Kannon, which is a big Buddhist temple. For the sake of having some photographs I can show at work when I get back, I hit the temple grounds for some quick shots before diving in to the shopping district.


It’s no Akihabara. That’s not really an indictment, though: nothing is Akihabara but Akihabara. There’s a ton of fanboy-oriented stores and PC parts shops, but there’s more “normal” stores than either – most of them seem to exist only to supply the endless stream of weird T-shirts that the populace demands. The overall effect is kind of appealing, you can geek out to your heart’s content but you can also take a break from it if you choose. The biggest difference is the lack of maid cafes.


I wound up getting my sister a souvenir and myself a couple of CDs from the Nagoya branch of Gamers. This led to a small triumph over the forces of evil, not that the Gamers staff is really EVIL or anything… When they asked me if I had a Point card, I said no, and then I asked if I could have one.

They said that this would require me to fill out a form with my address and phone number.

I said that I didn’t live in Japan.

I thought that would be the end of it, and I was prepared to accept a “Sorry, Japanese only” at that point; I’d tried after all.

Instead, the cashier went for the phone, had a conversation on the phone, hung up, called a second person, had a short conversation, went over to another person in the shop and came back with a form after a final conversation with THEM.

He said “fill out your foreign address and phone number”

It was the normal Japanese form, not a special one for foreigners, so I did my best to make a US address fit in the fields and who knows if I’ll ever actually get any junk mail – the important thing is that he took the form, wrote some stuff on it, and handed me a point card.

Minor victory accomplished, it was time to eat.

Wikitravel’s Nagoya entry says that Nagoya’s signature food is something called misokatsu, and I figured that I would give it a try: I likes me some miso and I likes me some katsu, so the two together, how can that go wrong?

It took me a little doing to FIND somewhere offering Nagoya’s signature food. For a signature food, I sure looked at an awful lot of restaurants before finding one that admitted to making misokatsu, and it was a tiny tiny hole in the wall with chairs and tables that seemed small even for the Japanese frame. Sitting down, I came close to lifting the table off the floor with my knees.

I negotiated an order of misokatsu with the waitress and sat back to wait.

I noticed that, of the other 5 people to order between the time I entered and the time I got my order, four of them also ordered misokatsu, so Wikitravel seems to be right that those Nagoyans sure like their misokatsu. This was a good sign, I thought, temporarily forgetting that the Japanese eat a great many things that I do not consider food.

My lunch arrived, and it had a huge bowl of rice, a noodle dish, some pickles, some squash, and a carefully presented Katsu covered in a terrifying black sludge. I swear it looked like it wanted to leap from the plate, go straight through my eyes on its way to my brain, and turn me into a mindless puppet of my alien masters.

On the other hand, the cook was between me and the door, and I knew he had knives, so I tried it.

It was yummy. Thank heavens for that, I don’t want to think about how unpleasant the whole experience would have been otherwise.

Misokatsu enjoyed, I retraced my steps to the station, bought another ticket, and I was on my way to Osaka, Land Of The Murderous Bicycle Huns.

Or so it seems. None of them actually HIT me, but the crazy bikers of Tokyo have nothing on their Southern counterparts. When they’re not trying to kill you, they’re chaining their bikes to anything that will support a bike, regardless of the legality of the place they’re chaining the bike to. This means that the sidewalks get narrower because of all the illegally parked bikes, making the odds of a near miss even higher.

That vaunted Kansai courtesy? It vanishes once heel meets pedal.

I did eventually make it to Den Den Town, Patricia Martin’s Third Holy Place, and it was actually rather disappointing when I actually did find it. It’s got a huge Softmap, sure, and assorted other stores, but, well, I can see why my Osakan buddy likes going to Akihabara.

That’s not to say it’s not got plenty of places to drop your hard-earned yen, because it’s got those, but it doesn’t have the same infectious energy Akihabara does.

In order to have bought something, I picked up a cheap secondhand copy of Da Capo. Now I can play through it and assure that the main character winds up with Kotori and not that bitch Neru.

Oh, the Softmap guy asked me if I had a point card. I didn’t even try; one success for the day is good enough.

Anyway, maybe it would have been better in midday, or if I’d been able to devote more time to exploration, but I was content to make my purchase and start looking for dinner.

Now, as Nagoya is known for misokatsu, Osaka is known for Okonomiyaki. This worried me; Okonomiyaki is one of those things where they give you a grill and a bunch of raw ingredients and tell you to have at it.

I came really quite close to giving up without even trying and hitting an Italian restaurant before I finally decided, what the hell, McDonalds is RIGHT THERE if I screw up my Okonomiyaki, there’s no shame in failure and plenty of shame in coming all the way to Osaka and eating Italian.

As luck would have it, the Okonomiyaki place I settled on must be the only place in Japan where they cook your Okonomiyaki for you, in front of you.

So I not only didn’t have to embarrass myself, I also got a demonstration for the first time I have to do it myself. It was, like the misokatsu, yummy, and also educational.

Tomorrow: Castles.

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