I think pretty much everyone has a “things I’d do if I had a time machine” list, and mine has all the usual suspects on it. Selfies with Jesus, maybe suggest to Lincoln that it’s a TERRIBLE night to go to the theater, catch Star Wars on opening weekend and pay Hitler a comfortable stipend to produce a multi-volume set of architecture paintings rather than go into politics.
The usual stuff.
Playing a localized version of a Project Diva game has made me add one MORE thing to my list, and that’s to go back to roughly 1994, find the Sony executives making decisions for the US PlayStation launch, and punch whoever had the bright idea to reverse the functions of O and X until they promise not to do it.
I think this is a perfectly reasonable reason to break the laws of physics.