I do not often shop at Hot Topic.  Not to put too fine a point on it, but I am so far outside of their target demographic that I may as well not even live on the same planet as them.

With that in mind, I cannot be CERTAIN of the following statement, but I believe that there is a very strong chance indeed that this item represents the most hot-topicy thing that Hot Topic has ever hot-topiced:

(Side note: There’s also a Princess Sunbutt edition)

We live in a very peculiar world.