I do not often shop at Hot Topic. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I am so far outside of their target demographic that I may as well not even live on the same planet as them.
With that in mind, I cannot be CERTAIN of the following statement, but I believe that there is a very strong chance indeed that this item represents the most hot-topicy thing that Hot Topic has ever hot-topiced:
(Side note: There’s also a Princess Sunbutt edition)
We live in a very peculiar world.