Category Archives: random

Have We Gone Too Far?

…maybe? There was a bit of a rambling rant here about what the existence of this item means for us as a species, but I couldn’t make it funny and eventually took it out back and shot it.  It was … Continue reading

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Busted

Look, Peach, you know I’m always coming home to you but sometimes a man just has to have his Nep-Nep time, you know what I mean? I’m not the world’s biggest Mario fan but this may have been the single … Continue reading

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Hobbies

One of my many hobbies is giving people bad life advice. Fortunately my friends and family have learned to ignore me.

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On the Benefits of Lacking Shame

I’ve been employed in the tech industry for the better part of the last three decades, so you might imagine that I work with a whole lotta nerds – and, to be fair, I do. Some of them are kind … Continue reading

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Deep Thoughts on Bumper Stickers

Note: This post needs a ton of editing, but I’m going to throw it up so I can look at it later, cringe, and turn it into proper English.  If you see this notice, be ye warned. It probably wasn’t … Continue reading

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The Most Honest Man in the World

Part of my evening commute during the week is picking my wife up from school.  She both takes classes from and works at the local community college, which is in a fairly rural part of the county, so sometimes I … Continue reading

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It’s Over, Burn It All Down

I try to limit the number of message boards that I maintain posting accounts on, because history has shown that I am not able to maintain a level head when it comes to arguing on the internet. Basically, I am … Continue reading

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I regularly make poor snack decisions

The last time I had a Crystal Pepsi, it was July of 1992 and I was standing at a gas station on the outskirts of Palestine, Texas, waiting for the Greyhound to come by and get me the heck AWAY … Continue reading

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This isn’t funny.

I mean, it’s just an unfortunate combination of some easily misread text combined with placement on a photo that just happens to draw your attention to someone’s butt.  You would need to have all of the sophistication of a 12-year-old … Continue reading

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A Mascot’s Not Dead While His Name Is Still Spoken

So, we have a policy at work right now where everyone needs to use up a week of their vacation time by the end of July.  Nothing ominous there, no, not at all.  It couldn’t possibly be indicative of trying … Continue reading

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