I have been trying my hand at online Mahjong on Tenhou.net lately, and by and large I have been losing.  A LOT.  I have been considering the occasional game where I wind up in third place to be Great Success.

Then tonight I got the following three hands as the first three hands of the game, making this quite possibly the shortest game of mahjong I will ever play:

Right now, I like to think that there are three stunned people in Japan, still staring blankly at their computer screens in sheer disbelief and certain that I cheated somehow.