Our hero: Boy, that was a heck of a lot of killing just to get to this boss. Who’s evil now, even though he’s supposed to be a legendary hero and not evil.

Boss: Hi! (*keanu whoa*) Like, you’re still alive.

Our hero: Uh, I’m an RPG hero so I have amnesia. Comes with the package. Do I know you?

Our hero’s sidekick: Yeah, and why are you all like evil and stuff?

Boss: I could tell you, but I’ll make you beat it out of me.

Hero & Sidekick: That’s it! You’re going down! For being evil and like cryptic and stuff!

Boss: (wham wham wham)

Hero & Sidekick: (urgh)

Game: Now Loading. Time spent killing low level trash before you could fight that boss who killed you in 15 seconds: 29 minutes. Also, kiss all the gold you looted goodbye. Hah. Hah. Sucker.

…guess I need to level up a bit…