OK, I know that this is a cheap shot, that Amazon’s automated system has no way of knowing just how odd this particular recommendation is, and that it’s simply the result of someone buying these two things in combination.

That said, I’m still going to put it up here to make fun of them.

Let’s not talk about my magazine subscription habits; they were running a special where you got it for five bucks a year and I figured it might be worth that.