I just found out that Amazon has started a service where you can get Kindle versions of physical books you’ve bought in the past, and this was an announcement of great interest to me as I have purchased many physical books from them in the past and would rather not have to keep them around if an alternative was available.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make a run-on sentence.

Anyway, I logged into my Amazon account with a fantasy of dozens of new eBooks just waiting to be downloaded to a waiting Kindle.

The reality was a little more ironic.