I was clean for three years, man!
Discovered last month that you can play EverQuest for free on the test server, which includes permanent double XP and all expansions. Also found a sympathetic GM to restore the character I’d deleted in 2010.
If you need me, I can be found slowly fusing with the chair in my home office. I’ll probably get up when I hit level 100. I hope that I’ll still have cats, a wife, and a job at that point.
I believe this falls under “FML” but to be honest I am easily confused by the way people talk these days.